The Morning Report 10/31/19

Good morning kids. Happy Halloween and let’s dive right into the sewer this Thursday morning where it seems as if this promised vote on impeachment procedures, or whatever the hell Palsi Pelosi describes it to cover up for the fact that it’s not impeachment, looks like it’s in serious trouble. Longtime Palsi ally and majority whip Steny Hoyer is not even confident he can get the votes because, despite the media’s lies to the contrary, impeachment is political death, especially to those Democrats in purple or red districts. The polling proves it, even in one published by the Slimes and Siena College from battleground states. But still they persist, because impeachment is their platform – not immigration, gun control, abortion, healthcare, or anything else, mostly because all their positions are so utterly repulsive to a majority of Americans. And now that they have decided to openly espouse them instead of doing the socialist version of taqqiya, silencing the opposition along with seditious and even treasonous acts are the order of the day to obtain absolute power. Plus, as we have learned all too well with every Wile E. Coyote surefire plan to oust Trump, this Ukraine gambit is not the end nor anywhere near the end. The “impeachment” resolution slated for today gives the Democrats carte blanche to go after Trump, his business dealings, family and allies in almost every area of his past public and personal life. As if to rub salt into an open wound, one of the people, biologically anyway, who sits on the rules committee and crafting the guidelines for impeachment is none other than Alcee Hastings. Alcee-Fucking-Hastings. For those not aware, Alcee Hastings was a federal judge from Florida who was impeached, convicted and removed from the bench on charges of bribery, one of only eight judges IIRC who have ever been removed from the bench in US history. You’d think that that would be enough to send one into the wilderness to avoid the scorn and derision of the public as well as to attempt to repent and atone. Well, you’d be wrong as Alcee Hastings actually ran for and won a House seat and has been there since 1993. Meh, forget Hastings; what does that say for his constituents? Yeah, I know. 

Tired of all this banana republic third world tyrannical dumb-fuckery, Matt Gaetz has filed an ethics complaint against Schiff-for-Brains, Ol’ Yeller Levin dismantles Palsi’s theatrics, Pompeo defends the President’s “perfect” call with Zelensky and blasts Hunter Bidet in the bargain, Cocaine Mitch tells it like it is, uniform or not, this Vindman is a complete fraud and this quid pro quo bullshit is bullshit.

IMPEACHMENT FOLLIES

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

Emmett Tyrell thinks the walls are finally closing in on the coup plotters and Vindman is a hero but Michael Flynn is a traitor? Disgusting.

JOE BIDET, HUNTER BIDET UKRAINE & CHI-COM SCANDALS

Joe Bidet’s racket with his drunken failure of a spawn goes back quite a ways, well before Ukraine.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, MIGRANT INVASION, BORDER SECURITY

To the border we go where the GOP-e is naturally looking to torpedo border hawk Ken Cuccinelli. Of course they are piling on with the Democrats, in this case embodied by the repulsive Debbie Wasserman-Test who emitted clouds of halitosis-wrapped lies accusing Cuccinelli and the president of promoting white supremacist ideology. Lady, when you finally remove the penises of the Awan Brothers from your various receptacles, perhaps you can deign to tell us how you let two Pakistani-Americans of dubious loyalty be in charge of the servers of United States lawmakers and have access to highly sensitive information that they were in no way privy to. We are still awaiting answers. PS: Miracle Whip beats Hellman’s. What a repulsive slag.

Also, nearly 20% of the population reportedly speaks a foreign language in their home. I might add that I don’t know how many in that number are actual citizens but the figures are kind of significant, and lastly the drive for open borders should be pissing off millenials in a big way. Should be.

CIVIL WAR 2.0

It takes a special kind of sick to cheer on a wildfire, and the dissolution of America and the last vestiges of the ties that bind us continue apace.

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM

Bernie loves Israel… the way Jerry Nadler loves 15 pounds of brisket just placed in front of his maw.

DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

Well looky here; Bro-Fo Omar gets some dodgy campaign funding from Turk Turdogan. Gee, I wonder why she would’ve voted “present” on the Armenian genocide resolution. Also, Susan Collins’ challenger breaks campaign finance laws, or Day-Ending-in-Y Dept. entry for Democrats, Dem dame running for Missouri governor approved funding for porn for adolescents, and Saudi who gave money for Obama inaugural cops a plea. Nothing to see here, move along…

POLITICS

Kamala-Toe sinking, Brokeback Booker defends Joey Bidet as only he can, Utah voters have had it with Pee-Air Defecto’s Trump-bashing, Bernie knows optics and promises fundamental transformation, Cookie Milano attempts to defend Katie Hill, NY lawmaker pushes the prison vote, and Daniel Greenfield on what the abandonment of Christian faith by Democrats means for the nation.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

Twitter announces political advert ban. I wonder how they will figure a workaround for Leftists. Also, NY Slimes with egg on face over calling war hero edited from Trump’s dog pic “offended” when he wasn’t, WaPo apology over Al-Baghdadi description about as sincere as you’d imagine, Stephanie Ruhle drool, and the Dallas Morning News is dead on about California’s madness as exemplified by the wildfires.

SECOND AMENDMENT

Good day for the 2-A.

ABORTION

This Brian Sims fiend only apologizes for harassing pro-life protesters because he fears censure. Prick. Also, Kanye West still impresses as the scales fall from his eyes, perhaps no more abortion clinics in Missouri, and after Coonman Baby-Crusher’s disastrous performance about smothering newborns with a My Pillow, Planned Parenthood sent their messaging triage unit to him within an hour to give him tips and tricks of the “what I really meant to say” variety.

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

While the US is gathering regional nations to sanction Farsi finances of terrorists, Beirut’s citizens have had enough of them and Hezbollah, Code Pink-Stink poses for Farsi propaganda, funny how the Islamist apologizers are dead silent about Chi-Com concentration camps for their co-religionists, another essay in praise of Trump’s pull out, Bo-Jo snap elections in December for Brexit, Merkel feels heat from ascendant AfP Party, and Middle East expert Daniel Pipes recalls a meeting he had with the Soviets over 30 years ago.

DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

Raid footage on al-Baghdadi released and in praise of the F-35.

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

CAIR oddly silent as austere cleric meets his maker and Raymond Ibrahim puts the Armenian genocide into context for today vis a vis Islam’s role in it.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

Dems stop at nothing to derail Trump nominee Lawrence Van Dyke from taking a seat on the 9th Circuit, including daughter-of-child-pimp Maizie Hirohito with bizarre, fact-challenged questions about the Constitution of which she has zero regard, Gavin Gruesome looks to Warren Buffet to buy PG&E, Moonbeam Brown blames Trump for the California fires that are a direct result of Leftist policies, a look at this Ticket to Work program, and of course we spend billions on a new lunar exploration craft that has no room to bring back moon rocks. But cup-holders? Hell yes! What about a moon roof?

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Whoever is ghost writing Elizabeth Whitewash’s Maoist confiscatory tax plans needs to be exposed. And she should be forced to explain and justify things which are totally unjustifiable. Meh. She’s a puppet, just like the last one.

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

Kevin Spacey set to make a comeback (sarc), and a real life version of the 1970s movie Hardcore. How many more just like it? Tragic.

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

If I hear one more argument over why states with zero income tax have poorer educational systems than taxed-to-death blue shit-holes I’ll scream. Also, University of Minnesota hosts Joo-hate convention (no surprise all things considered), and Georgetown welcomes back prof who pimped violence towards political enemies. It would be a sad irony if she ever were to be a victim to that which she espouses. Yup. Sad.

HEALTHCARE

Steve Daines bemoans Medicaid fraud, Joe’s Man-Chin calls Bernie full of shit, and the horrors of socialized medicine in Canada.

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

Paging Moonbeam, Cuck Schemer’s mad luddite scheme, and in the words of Shakespeare “oh how sharper than a serpent’s tooth is a thankless child,” or Greta “Scoldilocks” should STFU and GTFO.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

Save the children. Please! Also, tampon madness.

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

The man who singlehandedly set back race relations 40 years now bitching about identity politics, Christian Toto interviews comedian who derides SJW bullshit and claims its backfiring, and lastly a look at the haunting world that Edward Hopper painted. Among my favorite painters, for sure, if not my number 1.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed. 

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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