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The Morning Report 12/9/19

Good morning kids. Start of a new week and the top stories are the release of the IG Horowitz Report and the House Judiciary Committee set to charge President Trump with treason. Yes, gentle reader, you read that right: T-R-E-A-S-O-N. These people are truly sick. They are doing more than just playing games; they are playing with fire, here. If I had the ability to hold back and not slam my fist into Jerrold Nadler’s gaping maw, I would certainly displace the perpetual slab of pastrami with a microphone and try to get him on record to answer the question “do you realize treason is a capital crime?” Okay, I get it. You turds are doing anything and everything you can to sabotage the President while covering up for your own crimes of sabotaging 2016 and then Trump’s nascent presidency, which for the record, come within a red nether-hair’s breadth of actual dictionary definition treason. Meanwhile, we still have hearings set for today, which you gave the Republicans on the committee essentially zero time to prepare for, dumping thousands of pages of evidence at the last minute. Not that that would matter since the committees are a farce of both fairness and legal precedent.

The Democrats have ensnared themselves in their own trap. For over three years, everything they have done to rig the election and then sabotage this president has failed, and spectacularly so. And since impeachment was promised even before Trump took the oath of office, impeachment is what they are going to have to deliver. But invoking treason is truly crossing a line. For argument’s sake, let’s say the House votes to impeach – and the jury is still out on if they even have the votes (although I suspect they do and the scuttlebutt that they don’t is a head-fake), and then he is exonerated in the Senate. What then? Forget the shmoo-like bespectacled “G-d-cursed chimptato hybrid” screaming at the clouds. Will the Antifarians turn into Weathermen 2, Electric Boogaloo? I almost feel the Democrats would cheer that on, if not intentionally engaging in all of this to enable exactly that. As I said, they are playing with fire here. 

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

Meanwhile, the interminably-awaited Godot-like IG report drops this morning, and Mollie Hemingway has the dope on what we can expect, or not, Devin Nunes rips the FBI for helping frame Carter Page, Trump teases on what Rudy dug up in pierogi-land, and the Senate GOP have requested a sit-down with Alexandra Chalupa. Pfft. She should be “requested” the way Paul Manafort was.

JOE BRIBEM, HUNTER BRIBEM UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS

So we’ve transitioned from attacking the accusers to the hummina-hummina-hummina Sergeant Schultz phase. And Kerry attempting to shield his own crooked spawn by endorsing Joey Leg-Hairs was colossally stupid.

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DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

Don’t worry Bernie; there are scores of unreconstructed bigots and mental defective ex journalists who are eager to ditch coding classes, Fauxca-Has-Been’s forked tongue on big money donations and video surfaces of Joey Leg-Hairs praising Confederate flag fans. Remind me again what he said about Trump and Charlottesville.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY

To the border we go where the CBP debunks that video of an alien allegedly scaling the border wall, LA council goes full insurrection and fully insane, mayors pimping open borders because we need diversity. No, we need an American identity which means we need a 25-year immigration moratorium. See the accompanying piece of the popularity of the baby name Mohammed. Elsewhere, a follow-on essay on the dissolution of said American identity, this Idaho Republican Senator needs to be Pinochet-ed into Al Leppo’s lap, and how the Islamists attempt to demonize border security and sovereignty by invoking Gaza.

POLITICS

Joey Bribem flip-flops on work requirements for welfare, House passes bill to nullify voter ID laws, get set for a brokered Democrat convention unless the DNC can rig it for the paste-eating girl-groper, Schiff-for-Brains and Toothy McBigTits get reamed for lying about the new food stamp regs, Mayor Buttplug as the gay Obama (redundant, no?), two essays on progressivism from a campaign standpoint and an insanity standpoint and finally on the need for forming political alliances.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

Twitter muzzles for the Muzzies, Nikki Haley hits back at the media lies about her Confederate flag comments, military ban on religious dog tags appealed, S.E. Cupp auditioning for The View or something, on states attacking religious liberty vis a vis pro-life groups forced to hire baby-killing supporters, Dave Rubin launches new platform to get around Big Tech Big Brother, the Slimes’ 1619 Project as vast conspiracy theory, and honoring Ted Turner and confronting Jeff Zucker at the same time.

SECOND AMENDMENT

If only we had sensible gun laws. Oh, wait a second…

ABORTION

David Daleidin gets six counts tossed but still will be persecuted for committing actual journalism against a Planned Parenthood and Palsi Pelosi’s apostasy disgusts.

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

Hong Kong protests mark six month anniversary and still going strong, Farsis hit with more sanctions for killing Iraqi protesters, US slams Krauts for Hamas-coddling, a call to be wary of NATO, Corbyn/Labour Joo-hate worse than imagined, the taqqiya twins reject “two-state solution,” and New Zealand’s really not that hot.

DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

Mike Esper doesn’t seem to get it, does he?

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

Robert Spencer on the phantom backlash, we don’t do retribution like we used to and Raymond Ibrahim on Mohammed getting into America’s top 10 list for the first time. Ugh.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

What was all that about illegal search and seizure? Also, Ohio man gets a slap on the wrist for Food Stamp fraud, a good question about same, Portland to force people to house vagrants, and the FBI goes postal to get your fingerprints.

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

The Trump economy means bad news for Democrats and great news for actual working stiffs and real Americans and what it’s like to do grunt work at Amazon. Actually, it sounds pretty good. 

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

SCOTUS grabs the needle.

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

I think we should heed Fauxca-Has-Been’s advice; take over the schools and fire the unionized propagandists, child abusers and brainwashers. Also, the wages of g-dless secularism and more money only means more ignorance.

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

More scolding and stupidity and the green-red Marxism is a positive for Conservatives, if only the Republicans would get the hell out of the way.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, 

WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Tranny psychosis.

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

Anthony Hopkins may be one of us, Christian Toto slaps around John Legend, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel perpetuates a libel against Phyllis Schlafley and in praise of the White House’s Christmas decor.

FINALLY…

Getting to the point where we we’ll soon hear “Pearl Harbor? Never heard of it.” At that point, kill me.

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