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The Morning Report 12/24/19

Good morning kids. Christmas Eve day is here but we’ve got lots of links so let’s get to it. First up, you can add sham-peachment to death and taxes as the Dems are now talking about flinging yet another wave of smears at the President. This time, it involves the thugs wanting to pull an Andrew Weissmann on White House counsel Don McGahn; that is grill him until he makes a mistake, claim it’s perjury and then get him to parrot whatever prepared scripted lies about Trump they’ve pre-baked and voila! Except the White House is rightly claiming that McGahn should not testify since it would be moot as the Dems have already filed their two charges. Of course, those two counts lack any substance and so they want another fishing expedition to both bolster those non-cases or failing that, attempt to find something new in the bargain, all the while having the media spin faster than an Iranian nuclear fuel processor and/or dervish. Right now, whether or not McGahn is forced to testify is in the hands of the DC Circuit, which the DoJ is warning with regards to that branch’s potential overstepping of their constitutional authority in pressuring another branch, namely the executive. Not that the Judiciary would ever exceed their authority, heaven forfend (sarc). 

It’s all a complete crock anyway since Nancy Poligrip is still refusing to uphold her Constitutional oath and send said articles of impeachment up to the Senate for adjudication until she can make sure enough GOP senators can be bribed, cajoled or threatened to go along with Cuck Schemer’s Democrats and railroad Trump out of office. So far, Cocaine Mitch is having none of it and despite mouthing something to the effect of perhaps allowing new Dem witnesses to testify (which would be a huge mistake), he seems to be standing firm. Plus, as reported in the sidebar, Lindsey Graham went on a tear and told Money Honey Maria Bartiromo last Sunday he wants to grill everyone who’s fingerprints were on those FISA warrants. We’ll see if he’s just showboating or if he really means business soon enough. In any case, Seb Gorka has hit the nail on the head; the Dems fully revealing themselves via their multi-headed hydra of a party platform of debt, tyranny, baby-killing and so on is a political disaster, so all they can run on now is… impeachment. Yup, that’s sure to win over 63 million Trump voters. In other words, keep f***ing that Chick-Fil-A chicken, Dems. All the way to next November.


SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

So it turns out that the Trump campaign did indeed have spies in it, according to the Horowitz report, Rudy rips into Masha Potatovich for covering up and sabotaging an investigation into $5.3 billion in foreign aid to Ukraine that’s gone missing – mostly in one giant cloud of crack cocaine smoke in the backroom of a DC titty bar, no doubt. Also, Ted Cruz wants to know who Mr. Big is vis a vis FBI corruption and the FISA court wants go over the FISA applications by this ex-FBI hack Kevin Clinesmith. If both of those links don’t turn up the name Obama, I’ll eat my hat.

JOE BRIBEM, HUNTER BRIBEM UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS

Uh oh, looks like the walls are closing in on Hunter Bribem as he is reportedly the subject now of multiple criminal probes, and about that $5.3 billion gone missing in Ukraine? This might account for about $2.5 million. Meh, a mere bag of shells.

DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

An apology from South Carolina Democrat Mandy Powers Norell is the moral equivalent of being naked, hog-tied and having Don Rickles talk about your wife, Elizabeth Hekawi is a total hypocrite, Mayor Buttplug’s campaign is fishing for bribes, Toothy McBigTits rips into him for accepting evil one-per-center lucre while raking it in from Tom Styrene, and the Trump Campaign is being scammed by fraudsters posing as conservatives. No, not Jonah Goldbrick, but you get the idea.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY

Jill Bribem pulls cunning stunt at the border while an illegal alien rapes a young school girl in South Carolina. And the massive round up of MS-13 thugs in New York proves Trump was right all along about the threat.

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM

It takes a Christmas Eve to bring out the Democrat Joo-hate, I guess. First up, Rancida Taliban emits flatus from her blow hole about “occupation” or something, an Evangelical rips the libel of Jesus being referred to as a “Palestinian,” Rudy is right and Daniel Greenfield with quite a good outing on the schizophrenic nature of Leftists who were born of Jewish parents.

POLITICS

Looks like Obama is about to give the shit-Midas finger to Fauxca-Has-Been, Toothy McBigTits rips the USA – again, Big Gulp Bloomberg secretly started a tech company with former Facebookers, Bro-Fo praises bill she voted against, reading the tea leaves on Mark Meadows’ successor, Trump’s lawyer slams Dem hypocrisy, and enough with the Bush dynasty already.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

Jim Banks calling for probe of Chi-Com propaganda in Congress (ask Feinstein to tea), Franklin Graham rips Christianity Today, Fredo raked over the coals for his sanctimony, Julian Castro peeved at CNN for poll highlighting his lifeless campaign, a warning on home security systems spying on you, Michael Isikoff and Mark Hosenball taken to task, political conflict is as it should be per the Founders, Richard Jewell and Trump both victims, and a call to rhetorical arms in the wake of that hideous sentence meted out for torching the homo rainbow flag in Iowa.

SECOND AMENDMENT

Battle lines drawn in Virginia.

ABORTION

What the hell are the Packers thinking? Don’t they know those are all future Democrats?

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

Hong Kong police crackdown on protestors rallying against Chi-Com Muslim concentration camps, evidently the Chi-Coms have their own gangsters as the Slicky Boys are pulling the pork belly version of Goldfinger, Mike Pompeo causes heads to explode in response to that International Criminal Court prosecution of Israel, Canadian chucked into UAE jail for exposing Arab corruption, Kiwi gun “buyback” a total flop, Scandinavian socialism is a myth, and the downfall of the Ceacescus 30 years on. 

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

How the Dems are using or trying to use zoning laws to “gently nudge” your freedom and lifestyle out from under you and create a vast gulag where you can more easily be controlled, Andrew Cuomo really is a petty, pompous prick, and internal racialist thug organization disrupts Christmas shoppers in Hollywood. I feel sorry for innocent people inconvenienced but at the end of the day, it’s a Leftist shit-hole. They bring this on themselves by how they vote.

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Chi-Coms knuckle under and lower import tariffs on over 850 US products and the latest Commerce Department figures bring more good news. Yup, early night…

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

Funny how the lead item is probably nowhere to be seen in the Democrat-Media Complex house organs, Wisconsin mom finds adolescent’s phone number listed on escort service and yet another example of the success of criminal justice reform (sarc).

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

This explains the Toothy McBigTits generation.

HEALTHCARE

It really is way past time to put this thing out of our misery. Thank you Roberts! Thank you McCain!

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

Well, yes.

ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

Jews…In…Space… and more fascinating views of Mars from our intrepid science correspondent.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

So, wait, they want us to slap them in the face and tell them to get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich? Also, more on Ricky Gervais and J.K. Rowling.

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

Christmas with the emphasis on the first syllable is still big although the secular aspect is rising, the war on Hanukkah as a front in the war on religious freedom, kind of a suboptimal time for Nike to release a new sneaker, Scoldilocks is merely the product of her twisted parents, Terry Gilliam also not a fan of Marvel comic book pics, the wages of unchecked anything-goes liberalism and Salena Zito reports on a town in Pennsylvania where, yet again, a mysterious angel steps in and pays for everyone’s layaway items for Christmas.

FINALLY…

75 years ago, in a place called the Ardennes. Lest we ever forget.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.