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The Morning Report 1/23/20

Good morning kids. Thursday and sham-peachment is underway where, if you were watching was what Michael Goodwin of the NY Post labeled a massive “TV rerun.” About the only thing that was new or different from the first go-round in the House was the depths of depravity to which both Adam Schiff-for-Brains and Jerry Nadless sank, especially the former, in regurgitating and rehashing the same lies, tropes, falsehoods, distortions and deranged fantasies that they hope will convince 67 Senators, and more importantly, a majority of Americans to dump Trump; either at the end of this embarrassing fiasco or this coming November. Spoiler alert: it ain’t happening. But still, they persist. Whether it’s because he knows he’s up to his ping-pong-ball eyes in witness tampering/collusion with Eric “Whistleblower” Ciaramella to manufacture his testimony – NB: new revelations show Ciaramella discussed with a co-conspirator removing Trump just two weeks into his presidency – or just frustration that nothing he or his allies and henchman have done since July of 2015 when Trump came down the escalator, Schiff-for-Brains has gone off the deep end. 

The long and the short of it is, despite the blathering, bloviation, “witnesses,” and assorted eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one meant, there is zero real evidence of any high crime or misdemeanor because President Trump did not commit any. Despite the clever by 1/1024th phraseology, Schiff-for-Brains himself states plainly that all of this is about preventing Trump from winning the next election. Ostensibly, and most outrageously is because the pencil-necked psycho claims that Trump is now going to steal the upcoming election just like he purportedly did the last one. I can’t even…

I don’t know how this “trial” is supposed to be run, vis a vis procedural rules, but if I were one of the GOP trial managers, I would be shouting “objection” probably every five seconds since every word that bug-eyed traitorous criminal is spouting was a lie, including pronouns, prepositions and conjunctions. But, I guess it doesn’t work that way. Really, what’s the point in my going on, ranting and raving? In the last analysis, whatever happens during the course of all of this is in no way, shape or form going to move the needle insofar as convicting and removing the President. It will move the needle in the court of public opinion, and further into support for Trump and revulsion at the Democrat-Media Complex. 

The upsides are that Cocaine Mitch got the upper hand in getting his rules passed and preventing a rerun of the Kavanaugh kangaroo kourt fiasco, despite having to endure the endless Stalin/Castro-esque blathering of the House’s little Freislers, and that after yesterday’s disaster for the Dems, more and more Americans will be tuning out. Let’s unpack some of the links.

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

Again, Schiff-for-Brains droned on endlessly about the same old tired, debunked myths from the Mueller fraud and cover-up and, once again, he actually played and made a huge deal out of the sound-bite of Trump allegedly asking the Russians to find Hillary’s missing e-mails. Um, that was a joke. I mean, he is conspiring with a foreign government to commit a crime… in the open, in front of thousands of people with cameras rolling?! Sheesh. Elsewhere, Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch and several other pundits shred the pencil-neck’s arguments and expose his lies, Josh Hawley on Roberts smacking the Dems down for their hideous theatrics in the Senate, the debate over whether or not witnesses will be allowed continues. Allegedly a “quid pro quo” (heh) of Bolton for Bribem is in the works but Gropin’ Joe is digging in his heels on that. Personally, I’d rather no witnesses be called because none are warranted. But I don’t see a downside especially since the Cipollone, Sekulow and team will destroy Bribem and expose the real crimes he committed which are the ones Trump is accused of. I also want them to call Schiff-for-Brains himself since he is a material witness as well as a co-conspirator vis a vis manufacturing the testimony of Eric Ciaramella. Message to McAssKill: get some towels for the underarm sweat stains, toots. Also, Rand Paul says the more Schiff talks the more he unifies the Senate GOP, and Alan Dershowitz edjumacates Palsi-Von Poligrip on what label history really has in store for the President after all of this.

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

Looking to where the real crimes happened, Michael Flynn’s lawyers are arguing for probation. Pause, to contemplate the outrageous treatment of an innocent man while vile treasonous traitors like Andrew McCabe are on television, pontificating instead of dangling from the hangman’s noose. Also, a developing story that alleges MBS of the KSA was behind the hacking Jeff Bezos to supposedly verify the Steele Dossier. As I stated, we need to kick them to the curb the minute the Iranian regime crumbles and becomes stable and non-anti-American. Also, the man who testified against Roger Stone begs judge to not send him to prison. Every second McCabe, Comey, Clapper, Brennan and all the rest breathe free air while innocent people are persecuted and destroyed is an affront to justice.

JOE BRIBEM, HUNTER BRIBEM UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS

Hunter Bribem and his meth teeth piss off an Arkansas judge. 

DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

Sandersnista getting into hot water over hinky campaign finances. Inshalla.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY

Over at the border, the DHS warns potential invaders they will be trebucheted with extreme prejudice, NYPD union honcho blasts De Bolshevik for handcuffing ICE, perv Paki pedagogue to be sent packing, and illegal alien voters in Illinois just the tip of the iceberg?

POLITICS

Trump set to raise the rafters at Jersey rally, anti-Sandersnista CNN has a poll with him leading the pack, Bribem snaps at CBS hack, Fauxca-Has-Been laying to groundwork to impeach the entire Trump judiciary, Tank Abrams farts out a funny one, Toothy McBigTits spouts total Commie line, Michelito Loveless climbs the high chair to fourth place, a look at his education is more of the same Leftist garbage, Wisconsin successful in purging voter rolls, more on the attempt to destroy the electoral college and the Senate (meh, that happened with the 17th Amendment), on Catholicism and liberalism, happy anniversary to POTUS and FLOTUS, and the author of the last essay is singing from my hymnal, especially the last paragraph.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

In the real world with a real news organization, Joe Lockhart would be shitcanned. Meh, he’d never even get hired, CNN hires yet another hack stooge, Florida GOP leader targets Big Brother Tech, SCOTUS to decide atheism in schools and Joe Bribem hates big tech over censorship… because he thinks they don’t do enough of it.

SECOND AMENDMENT

I got your terrorism right here, ass-munch, reading the tea leaves on Virginia’s future and the Texas hero who prevented a massacre rips Michelito Lo-Lo a new one.

ABORTION

President Trump makes history, Marist poll shows how shockingly out of touch the Left is with real America, and suddenly, medical science can feel their pain.

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

Ho Lee Fook for real as China quarantines millions in Wuhan over this new virus, Tom Cotton urges Trump admin to put a temporary travel ban on China over this, U Minnesota jailed for Pooh-Pooh-ing Xi, Michael Ledeen and Caroline Glick weigh in on Iran post-Queso Salamander, US lawmakers warn Georgia about backsliding, what’s Putin up to with the dissolving of the Duma?, and three US firefighters die in a plane crash fighting the Australian arson-caused wildfires. RIP.

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

Daniel Greenfield reports ignorance of the law is always an excuse with the religion of Ikeeeeelyou-and rape your children.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

Don’t let De Bolshevik and elder Fredo see this one.

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

“Decentralizing economic power is key to restoring both the economic and social health of our nation” says the author.

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

Our speech is violence, their violence is speech, and maybe they were suicides…

HEALTHCARE

Thankfully, they weren’t Jewish scientists because no one in England wants Joo-cooties.

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

Harvard hard-wired for insanity.

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

Kiddie climate suit dismissed, not because it was a crock of shit but because of lack of standing, and Fat Albert Gore praises mentally-disturbed Scoldilocks in desperate attempt to re-start his scam.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

What the hell is wrong with Canada? Meh, this crap is here too as you can see by the last link.

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

The only thing ugly about Kellyanne Conway is that Johnny Roastbeef-looking blivet she’s married to, Christian Toto reminds us how not-so-Swift is Taylor, and Lilibet beats Farkle and the Farkle Family.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

2 comments to “The Morning Report 1/23/20”

  2. Couple this with China’s flat and faltering economy and political unrest not only in Hong Kong but internally in other cities along with the persecution of the Uighurs and more crucially Christians, and the regime could conceivably face an existential threat like never before.

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