The Morning Report 9/13/23

Good morning, kids. So Kevin McCarthy pulled the trigger, or appears to be about to pull the trigger, and...

The Morning Report 9/12/23

Good morning, kids. It’s somewhat of a miracle of modern medicine that Joe “Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants” Biden, whose rate of...

The Morning Report 9/11/23

Good morning, kids. In the immortal words of America’s sweetheart, Ilhan “Bro-Fo” Omar, 22 years ago today “some people did...

The Morning Report 9/8/23

Good morning, kids. The subject for this morning’s disquisition is the concept of schadenfreude. I’m sure the more religious among...

The Morning Report 9/7/23

Good morning, kids. You know, with everything going on in the world, does the completely unsurprising revelation that Barack...

The Morning Report 9/6/23

Good morning, kids. The old saw In vino veritas I think can be tweaked for Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants as In dementia veritas....

The Morning Report 9/5/23

Good morning, kids. The end of another Labor Day holiday, and another interminable year is now in the home...

The Morning Report 9/4/23

Good morning, kids. Hope your Labor Day holiday weekend has been restful so far. No rest for the weary...

The Morning Report 9/1/23

Good morning, kids. If there is one overarching theme or characteristic to the horrifying state of the nation and...

The Morning Report 8/31/23

Good morning, kids. Florida, as well as Georgia and South Carolina got rocked by Hurricane Idalia. There are reports...