The Morning Report 3/27/24

Good morning, kids. Could there possibly be a more appropriate metaphor for the state of this nation than what...

The Morning Report 3/26/24

Good morning, kids. Breaking news this morning is that a cargo ship slammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge...

The Morning Report 3/25/24

Good morning, kids. Late on Friday, ISIS or an ISIS offshoot went on a sadistic rampage inside a suburban...

The Morning Report 3/22/24

Good morning, kids. On the heels of Schemer Schumer and Schiff-for-Brains stapling their foreskins on inside out, Dick “Turdbin”...

The Morning Report 3/21/24

Good morning, kids. I wanted to hit on this last week but so many other stories were breaking that...

The Morning Report 3/20/24

Good morning, kids. Schizophrenia seems to be the order of the day on a number of fronts. Let’s begin...

The Morning Report 3/19/24

Good morning, kids. There can never be a national emergency or crisis situation, be it a war, civil unrest...

The Morning Report 3/18/24

Good morning, kids. This latest bit of meshugas is so patently ridiculous, so idiotic and such obvious bullshit that it...

The Morning Report 3/15/24

Good morning, kids. So, yesterday in a righteous rant against bug-eyed, lying, desiccated coprolite Adam Schiff-for-Brains, co-blogger CBD lit into...

The Morning Report 3/14/24

Good morning, kids. The ideologically-driven abject incompetence of Foggy Bottom combined with the dementia-fueled incontinence of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants...