The Morning Report 5/9/23

Good morning, kids. Taking in the situation we face, I have to admit I feel helpless. Not hopeless, God forbid....

The Morning Report 5/8/23

Good morning, kids. With everything going on, probably the least crucial item on the docket is the fight over...

The Morning Report 5/5/23

Good morning, kids. Happy Sinko de Swimmy or whatever fercockamamie non-holiday this is. Meh, if you’re somewhere in the...

The Morning Report 5/4/23

Good morning, kids. Crime, or to be more precise, crime as a means by which the junta in power...

The Morning Report 5/3/23

Good morning, kids. Well, I guess the mellifluous incantations of Maxine “Love Canal” Waters (among others) continue to win friends and...

The Morning Report 5/2/23

Good morning, kids. Well, it looks as if Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ Depends-changers and ice cream and word salad spoon-feeders over...

The Morning Report 5/1/23

Good morning, kids. At the risk of beating the RFK Jr. subject to death, considering I’ve already devoted a...

The Morning Report 4/28/23

Good morning, kids. Every so often, even good websites publish questionable essays. I assume at least they do so...

The Morning Report 4/27/23

Good morning, kids. Finally a bit of good news to report coming out of the raging sewer of a snake...

The Morning Report 4/26/23

Good morning, kids. I don’t know if Rush Limbaugh, of blessed memory, truly realized how 100% correct he was...