The Morning Report 12/21/23

Good morning, kids. Happy winter. So, on the granular level, the entire house of cards (which implies fragility, and...

The Morning Report 12/20/23

Good morning, kids. Like so many other editorials over the past three years, the lead story no longer shocks...

The Morning Report 12/18/23

Good morning, kids. Incitatus, the horse that Caligula made a Roman Senator, just whinnied from the great beyond to say...

The Morning Report 12/15/23

Good morning, kids. Sad news, everyone. Hasan Bitmez, the Turkish MP who shrieked at his false god in attacking Israel,...

The Morning Report 12/14/23

Good morning, kids. Considering what happened to that Turkish MP who invoked the wrath of God for taking His...

The Morning Report 12/13/23

Good morning, kids. Here’s a little something to warm the cockles of your heart, or other part of your...