The Morning Report 3/14/24

Good morning, kids. The ideologically-driven abject incompetence of Foggy Bottom combined with the dementia-fueled incontinence of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants...

The Morning Report 3/13/24

Good morning, kids. As of yesterday, it’s official. Both Trump and Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants have clinched the requisite number of...

The Morning Report 3/12/24

Good morning, kids. As horrendous as the abject disasters of American foreign policy during the Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and...

The Morning Report 3/11/24

Good morning, kids. Once again, it’s a link-a-palooza to start off the week. While Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and whoever...

The Morning Report 3/8/24

Good morning, kids. The first thing that comes to mind after last night’s utter debasement, on top of three...

The Morning Report 3/7/24

Good morning, kids. Q: When is an insurrection not an insurrection, or in the parlance of Whoopi Fat Albert...

The Morning Report 3/6/24

Good morning, kids. We’ll get to the mostly unsurprising Super Tuesday results, as well as a few intriguing political items...

The Morning Report 3/5/24

Good morning, kids. Obviously the big story this morning continues to be the fallout from SCOTUS 9-0 evisceration of...

The Morning Report 3/4/24

Good morning, kids. Congratulations to Tricky Haley for winning the GOP DC primary. Finally, we can all breathe a...

The Morning Report 3/1/24

Good morning, kids. On a positive note, Black History Month is over and perhaps it’s just me but I...