Good morning, kids. Well, I guess the mellifluous incantations of Maxine “Love Canal” Waters (among others) continue to win friends and influence people, as Rep Matt Gaetz found himself the target of, pace everyone’s favorite incest aficionado, Jew-hater and immigration fraudster Bro-fo Omar, a mostly peaceful “something that somebody did.” “This past Saturday my wife Ginger and I…
Month: May 2023
The Morning Rant
The ultimate in misogyny is suggesting that women are nothing special; that women are simply a social construct that can be assumed by anyone with a pulse. Because with that comes the next step, which is the eradication of women from the public sphere. Sports is the most glaringly obvious place, with Will Thomas and…
The Morning Report 5/2/23
Good morning, kids. Well, it looks as if Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ Depends-changers and ice cream and word salad spoon-feeders over at Kalorama have evidently “caved” on the debt ceiling budget negotiations, at least insofar as they’re willing to consider cuts in exchange for raising the debt. Perhaps their calculus is letting their propaganda machine go into overdrive…
The Morning Report 5/1/23
Good morning, kids. At the risk of beating the RFK Jr. subject to death, considering I’ve already devoted a couple of columns as well as a segment on the latest podcast with CBD (linked here) – and let me once again emphasize that I am in no way, shape or form endorsing him nor will…


