Good morning kids. As the brilliant Milton Friedman once observed:
You cannot simultaneously have free immigration and a welfare state.
To underscore this, I give you this completely unsurprising report . . .
Nearly half of households headed by immigrants, those legally and illegally living in the United States, are on one or more forms of welfare, a Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) analysis of Census Bureau data reveals. . . Meanwhile, just 28 percent of households headed by native-born Americans are on welfare, and just 31 percent are on welfare that includes both tax credits.
Countries with the highest welfare-users in the U.S. include Afghanistan, 87 percent, the Dominican Republic, 78 percent, Guatemala, 77 percent, Honduras, 75 percent, and Mexico, 67 percent.
Interesting that Somalia isn’t on that list, but then again, that’s not even welfare as such, as opposed to outright naked, dictionary definition criminal fraud on the most massive scale ever seen. Of course the nature of government handouts themselves, regardless of who the recipient is is another story entirely and the nature of charity and who foots the bill.
There was a time when being indigent absolutely disqualified you from being granted citizenship. Of course there are several things going on here that collectively have one goal in mind and that is the collapse of American society and its transmogrification into a socialist state based on the inversion/perversion of history and annihilation of our American heritage and indeed Judeo-Christian Western civilization going back millennia.
I give you the Cloward-Piven strategy. . .
. . . an example of what are commonly called Trojan Horse initiatives — mass movements whose outward purpose seems to be providing material help to the downtrodden, but whose real objective is to draft poor people into service as revolutionary foot soldiers; to mobilize poor people en masse in an effort to overwhelm government agencies with a flood of demands beyond the capacity of those agencies to meet. Cloward and Piven calculated that the flood of demands which they were recommending would break the budget, jam the bureaucratic gears into gridlock, and bring the system crashing down. Fear, turmoil, violence and economic collapse would accompany such a breakdown — providing perfect conditions for fostering radical change. That was the theory.
Now you know, as if it was any great mystery, why the Democrats and corporatist RINOs oppose the SAVE Act or any election integrity measures for that matter, as we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as on the popular outlets listed at the bottom of the post.
Cesar Chavez’s birthday is a holiday in six states, there are over a dozen streets that carry his name in California alone, and far more schools across the country are named after a child rapist. And now some of those streets may be renamed and Chavez statues may be coming down.
Well, considering Chavez was vocally and virulently anti-illegal immigration, himself often referring to them as “Wetbacks,” I’m surprised that the left has yet to airbrush him out of history as a white hispanic a la George Zimmerman. Then again Martin Luther King Jr., who believed in content of character above color of skin has yet to have his statues demolished and MLK Blvds. re-renamed.
On that sour note, we have this tragic milestone marking how low we have sank:
. . . a white American 6-year-old was punished for blasphemy against Black Lives Matter (by saying “any life” matters).
A six-year-old white girl was punished because she wrote “Black lives mater/any life [sic]” after a lesson about Martin Luther King in March, 2021—because blacks are treated as sacred by American culture, especially in public schools.
Here’s hoping for saner years to come.
Have a great Weekend!
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- A child punished for saying “any life” matters exposes a deeper truth: in today’s America, dissent from approved narratives isn’t debated—it’s punished.
Whose Lives Matter? Ninth Circuit Rules on Punishment of Six-Year-Old White Girl Who Said It Was ‘Any Life’ - The Left kept silent about the labor leader’s crimes against girls.
The Child Rapes of Cesar ChavezAMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN! - Naini, also the agency’s deputy of public relations, was assassinated just days after Israeli forces eliminated the clerical regime’s de-facto leader, Ali Larijani, and its anti-protest enforcer Gholamreza Soleimani. Hours before his death, Naini insisted that Tehran was still able to build missiles despite the US forces’ bombardment from Operation Epic Fury.
Spokesperson for Iran’s Revolutionary Guards killed in strike, state media reports - The slain Islamic regime’s top dog tried to rally the world’s Muslims against the U.S. and Israel.
Larijani’s Last Words - The Iranian regime still has offered no proof that Khamenei is alive, conscious, or dictating his own statements.
Cardboard Khamenei, Still Hiding from Public, Issues Ominous Written Message: ‘All Blood Has Its Price’ - The Strait of Hormuz remains a critical chokepoint for global oil and fertilizer supplies, with disruptions threatening energy and food security worldwide.
Japan and Some European Allies Now Say They Will Help Reopen Strait of Hormuz. - “I think, you know, we’re also still dealing with the environment that Joe Biden created, which was, which was depleting those stock holes and not sending them to our own military, but to Ukraine, which is when — every time we reach back and look at any sort of a challenge we have, it goes back to, well, send it to Ukraine,” Hegseth continued.
Hegseth Blames Biden For Drained US Stockpiles Amid Iran War - ‘Lethality,’ Psalm 144, and no quarter for barbaric savages in Iran or fake news in U.S.
Pete Hegseth Is Having a Good War - Operation Epic Fury has become a loyalty test dividing the populist Right, as panic, misinformation, and opportunism threaten to fracture a movement that can’t afford to split.
The Case for Epic Fury - The Mossad doesn’t bluff.
The Mossad knows the neighborhood - “The biggest stories of the week that you might have missed, but need to know.”
Prager U Video: FBI Warns of an Iranian Attack On U.S. Soil* * * * * - “I would think that there would be a security risk as Iranian academics have been critical in forming public opinion on the left in the US.”
Their Parents Run The Iranian Regime. They’re Teaching Your Kids At American Universities. - Joe Kent the leaker of state secrets, Joe Kent the racist, Joe Kent the antisemite, is out of office.
Joe Kent and the Company He KeepsCIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - WILL alleges the states continue to employ state-based Minority Business Enterprise programs to achieve ‘racial goals.’
Exclusive: Four States Accused Of Continuing Race-Based DOT Policies Trump Eliminated - The charges against Ed Martin didn’t emerge in a vacuum. They came from the very disciplinary authority he had publicly accused of bias.
Ed Martin Challenged The D.C. Bar’s Political Vendetta. Then They Charged Him - Marxists ignore reality and morality.
Marx and Possibility vs Reality“DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH,” AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The CIS analysis looked at the Current Population Survey Annual Social and Economic Supplement to learn which countries have the most immigrant welfare-users in the U.S. Overall, about 47 percent of households headed by immigrants are on one or more forms of welfare. When the Earned Income Tax Credit or the Additional Child Tax Credit is included as welfare, that percentage rises to 54 percent.
Analysis: Nearly Half of Immigrant Households in U.S. Are on Welfare - . . . “I would be a no on any potential secretary who is not willing to tear down this secret police force and replace it with an agency that’s actually focused on public safety.”
Dem Senate Candidate Talarico Says He’d Oppose Mullin for DHS, Calls Illegal Alien Students ‘Most Patriotic’ - … one of Rep. Veronica Escobar’s (D-Texas) staffers illegally impersonated a lawyer in order to assist detainees. Benito Torres lied about his credentials so that he could have access to illegal aliens and provide them cell phones. Escobar did not respond to Melugin‘s request for comment, which is hardly surprising. Is she trying to figure out how to protect Torres from the consequences of his own actions? Or is she busy covering her own backside?
Dem Rep’s Staffer Impersonated Lawyer to Help Illegal Aliens - The comments sparked debate over American history and immigration at the hearing.
WATCH: Top House Dem Bizarrely Claims Founding Fathers Were ‘Undocumented Immigrants.’ - “Coming to America is a privilege, not a right. Anyone who assaults an animal, like Freddie, simply has no place in our country.”
A Straightforward Vote On Protecting Police Dogs — Dems Went Which Way?DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Democrats are very serene with what is going on.
Where’s The Outrage? Terrorists Have Killed 4 Americans Since Dems Shut Down DHS - Long security lines, missed flights, and financial struggles for TSA workers, with some airports at risk of closure.
TSA Agents Resort to Selling Blood Amid Democrat Shutdown. - Controversy is again raging over the fate of the Salt River wild horses, protected under state law as a natural treasure, after the Arizona Department of Agriculture awarded a new management contract requiring the removal of more than half the herd — despite a state law that authorizes removals only for humane reasons related to the health and safety of individual horses.
Why Is a Democrat Governor Undermining a Conservative Conservation Success Story?WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - A child sex predator, a $100 Muslim fraud, and a judicial coup.
First Muslim Judge Uses $100M Muslim Fraud to Stage DOJ CoupOFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - Diane Moore and Hussein Rashid launching a new Union Theological Seminary program teaching students how religion ‘can be instrumental in just peacemaking’
‘Dezionize Jewish Consciousness’: Columbia-Affiliated Seminary Picks Up Anti-Israel Academics Who Abruptly Resigned From Harvard SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - “Two sources” confirmed to Axios that Comey had been subpoenaed. The subpoena of Comey reportedly “relates to his alleged role in the drafting of a January 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment (ICA)” claiming that Russia allegedly interfered in the 2016 President election between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and now-President Donald Trump:
Report: James Comey Subpoenaed Over DOJ ‘Grand Conspiracy’ Probe
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - His podcast has become a remorseless roll call of Holocaust deniers, antisemites, Islamic extremists and World War II revisionists. While attacking Trump, Carlson eagerly softball-interviews people who love both Hitler and Stalin. Quite the achievement.
Douglas Murray: Deranged Tucker Carlson backstabs Trump - Christian Toto: Streamer partners with rising social media stars to add to already impressive catalog
Tubi-TikTok Deal Another Blow to Hollywood, Inc.? - The defamation trial against Joseph “Afroman” Foreman came into our lives and out of it so fast it almost seems like magic engineered by the ghosts of Thomas Jefferson and Tupac to light up the country for some good old-fashioned American fun. And by old-fashioned American fun, I mean using vicious mockery against government officials. In this case, seven Adams County sheriff’s officers in Ohio who cannot take a joke, but can kick down a door, mishandle cash, eat your lemon poundcake, and cry about being made into a meme.
AFROMAN WINS! Let’s All Make Fun of the Government Together!* * * * * - “If we just keep upgrading our tech, human life will keep getting better…That something saves time is seen as a good in itself… It subordinates human values to machine values: speed and efficiency.”
AI and the Myth of the MachineTHE ECONOMY, STUPID - “I need people who are high-net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state, right?”…“Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks if you want to be supportive. But maybe the first step should be to go down to Palm Beach and see who we can bring back home because our tax base has been eroded.” (Deafening/glass-shattering chorus of “Go Fuck Yourself” causing massive sonic boom south to north along the Atlantic Coast – jjs)
Kathy Hochul Begs Rich People Who Fled New York For Florida To Return And Foot Bill For ‘Generous Social Programs’ - The Trump administration announced new policies to lower the amount of capital banks must hold. The proposal was introduced Thursday, and it comes in the wake of President Donald Trump’s March executive order on mortgage credit.
Trump Proposal Loosens Recession-Era Bank Regulations - Americans face higher costs, with electricity prices projected to rise and utilities seeking record rate increases due to the strain on the power grid.
Fed Chair Blames AI Data Centers for Rising Bills, Inflation Concerns. - The last time U.S. gas prices approached $4.00 per gallon was in September 2023, when, under former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden, the price per gallon hit $3.83. Still, the current peak price has a ways to go to reach its highest point over the past 30 years, which occurred in 2022 during the COVID-19 pandemic, when gas cost $4.92.
age-hits-biden-era-levels/”>U.S. National Gas Average Hits Biden-Era Levels.EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Virginia Democrats want to rewrite history.
Do Public Schools Need a ‘Jan. 6 Insurrection’ Course? - The university’s Catholic Ministry Instagram account published an invitation Wednesday advertising an end-of-the-month “student-led, queer-affirming discussion of the intersection of our faiths and our queer identities.” President of the Georgetown University College Republicans Shae McInnis told the Caller that Catholic Ministry’s decision stood against Catholic Church teachings.
Inside The Queering Of America’s Oldest Catholic University - The district’s policies have allowed unprepared students to move on.
Boston Public Schools’ Graduation-Rate Mirage - Democrat attorneys general are suing to shield opaque, taxpayer-funded universities from accountability, while Trump moves to enforce the Supreme Court’s ban on race-based admissions.
Trump Is Right to Demand More Information from Colleges and UniversitiesSECOND AMENDMENT - Those states are “Florida, Louisiana, New Hampshire, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Virginia, and Wyoming.”
Report: At Least Eight States Seek Some Form of Campus Carry for Self-DefenseAMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE+Fauci-created CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - Covid masking was always a hoax.
The maskers are being unmaskedTHE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - ‘This is a real opportunity for the Supreme Court to enforce the rule of law and to bring good election practices at the same time.’
Supreme Court Gears Up To Decide If Elections End On Election Day - Ohio and Indiana have officially joined a growing number of states prohibiting the use of ranked-choice voting (RCV) in their elections.
Ohio, Indiana Stop The ‘Horrors’ Of Ranked-Choice Voting From Corrupting Their Elections - Our republic depends upon public confidence in fair elections.
Voting Without ID: An American AnomalyDEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - His behavior is not distinct from other far-Left figures.
The Left Hid César Chávez’s Rapes And Turned Him Into A Saint - Top Microsoft Exec Hosts Democrat Fundraiser as Company Backs Anthropic in Pentagon Challenge.
Top Microsoft Exec To Host ‘Take Back The House’ Dem Fundraiser For Transgender LawmakerPOLITICS - What force, movement, or personality is rising in American politics, or anywhere, that becomes dominant and shoves Trumpism aside?
MAGA Isn’t Dying Because Of The Iran War - In a February memo, the California Republican Party urged county organizations to tighten vetting procedures to block supporters of podcaster Nick Fuentes from gaining influence in the party.
California Republican Party Plans To Block Candidates Aligned With Nick Furher-entes - Republicans chase a “multiracial coalition” while neglecting the only bloc that reliably sustains them—inviting internal conflict, diluted priorities, and a slow erosion of their own base.
The Party That Forgot Its Base: How the GOP has Failed White America (Part 3)FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Chaves Robles, whose term is slated to end in May, explicitly stated that his opposition to socialism and communism – and an escalation in human rights abuses by the Cuban Communist Party at home – were the reason for his decision.
‘We Must Clean the Hemisphere of Communists’: Costa Rica Cuts Ties to Cuba - Background tensions over Greenland between the U.S. and Europe remain elevated.
Denmark Made Military Preparations to Resist Greenlander Takeover.DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - Cyber warfare blurs the boundaries between war and peace.
America Must Fight China’s All-Out Cyber WarfareACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - …the focus of exoplanet research is now shifting from simply finding these planets to studying them directly, with the potentially habitable worlds listed above the most interesting of all. Astronomers might not find alien life or civilizations on these worlds, but at a minimum they will be doing the first preliminary scouting for humanity’s the first interstellar missions.
text Scientists compile catalog of the 69 known rocky exoplanets in the habitable zone - Today we finish our week-long tour of the five largest moons of Uranus, all discovered by astronomers before the start of the space age, and imaged successfully if not very completely by Voyager-2 when it did its fly-by of the planet on January 24, 1986.
Uranus’ moon Oberon, of which we know littleFEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, uses her female privilege to lecture the rest of us about how people can learn a lot from same-sex couples.
Gavin Newsom’s Wife Lectures About Same-Sex LessonsCULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - “Kamala Harris is a dunce who’s a word salad shooter who I don’t know what her policies are,” Carolla stated during the program. “She’s for transing the prisoners. She’s against transing the prisoners. She’s for fracking. She’s against fracking. She’s been to the border but she hasn’t been to the border. She’s a dope.”
Adam Carolla Says What Many Conservatives Are Thinking About Kamala Harris - Bucking hatred.
Hitlerian Hip-Hoppers Not Welcome in Marseille - Fathers have long served as a stabilizing force in families, asking tough questions, slowing down reckless decisions, and standing firm when others push harmful trends.
Netflix knows dads can stop trans in its tracks—that’s why it’s new documentary urges them not to - He just had to bring up “free ‘Palestine’ ”.
Javier Bardem at the Oscars - At the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast, Gen Z attendees had a lot to say about war, politics, and the church.
‘Transient Politics Versus Eternal Values’: Inside The Catholic Civil War
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Uh oh…….AoS is offline.
It happened after I asked about Chuck Norris… is it my fault?!!!/
But, I would be remiss in posting a comment about AoS and not extoling the greatness of Mr. Sefton and his Morning Report. It is always the class of the internet. Nicely done, as usual, JJ.
Happy Birthday!
I’m just a teenie bit surprised more people from the HQ aren’t here.
[i]SSBN 656 (G) says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:14 pm
It happened after I asked about Chuck Norris… is it my fault?!!!/[/i]
I’m wondering if it’s because ASS came in and shitpost. DDOS attack?
Heh. HTML tags don’t work the same here. 😀
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:32 pm
[i]SSBN 656 (G) says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:14 pm
It happened after I asked about Chuck Norris… is it my fault?!!!/[/i]
I’m wondering if it’s because ASS came in and shitpost. DDOS attack?
Or Pud-Pullin’ Pete?
SSBN 656 (G) says:
Or Pud-Pullin’ Pete?
He was especially onery yesterday, for sure.
Hey, but do emojis?
🙂
😆
Yeah, he was…and again, I remember him from a long time ago, this new version just hasn’t sat right with me…
I guess we all go through changes, but man, that seems like a pretty radical one…
Won’t argue. Sometimes, they just go off the deep end. Trump is one powerful dude.
I didn’t copy your post because you know, we’re like the only two people here…
😆
Echo!
echo…
echo………..
Heh.
Now batting…..MANNY MOTA!!!
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:40 pm
Won’t argue. Sometimes, they just go off the deep end. Trump is one powerful dude.
Can’t argue with that! Trump somehow makes everyone show their trus colors… amazing, really.
Fabulous, just the best.
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:41 pm
Heh.
Now batting…..MANNY MOTA!!!
Nothing better than an Airplane reference!
Agreed. There’s something there for all occasions!
Man, there seems to be a pretty serious problem over there… and Pixy is sitting there at about 4AM….
FIRST!!!!!
Sorry, kind of had to….
😆
Yes. The host gateway appears to be up, but the IP for AoS is not responding. Either the server crashed or there’s a DNS screwup somewhere, possibly. This hasn’t happened in a while.
SSBN 656 (G) says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:47 pm
FIRST!!!!!
Sorry, kind of had to….
😆
LOL! I’m falling down on the job.
Well, The Daily Kos and CNN are still up, so we’ll at least be able to keep up with all of the very accurate news today…..
Hey everyone.
We control the horizontal.
We control the vertical.
pixy in Oz controls the blog so give him a few hours to wake up and get coffee.
These things are never convenient.
The Daily Kos. What a douche. 😀
I’m here. Yeah, AoS is down. I thought I had the url of the AoS backup site bookmarked, but I guess I don’t. Either of you two guys know it?
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:52 pm
These things are never convenient.
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Or so the Germans would have us believe!
https://acedark.wordpress.com, but no new threads in a long time and comments are closed for any existing posts.
Oops. My mistake. acedark dot wordpress dot com. Forgot about posting actual links. 🙂
But no new threads in a long time and comments are closed for any existing posts.
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 12:53 pm
I’m here. Yeah, AoS is down. I thought I had the url of the AoS backup site bookmarked, but I guess I don’t. Either of you two guys know it?
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Well, since I had not ever heard of the back-up site, I’m to say…no. I don’t.
But, I CAN emoji here!
😆
This is the latest “blackout blog” — there were two others before that.
https://acedark.wordpress.com/
Problem is, the latest post is from ’21 and comments are closed, so it is useless unless someone with privileges opens a new post.
There is also the HQ groups, and X, and here.
“Courage.”
So….
What’s up?
Hey, One Hour Sober, are you…you know…still sober?
🙂
Sorry, just making conversation lol
This is the latest “blackout blog” — there were two others before that.
acedark dot wordpress dot com
(If i post the url it goes to moderation, so figure out the above)
Problem is, the latest post is from ’21 and comments are closed, so it is useless unless someone with privileges opens a new post.
There is also the HQ groups, and X, and here.
“Courage.”
Yes, still sober. The nic is an inside joke from my airline days.
Problem is, the latest post is from ’21 and comments are closed, so it is useless unless someone with privileges opens a new post.
A 5 year MTBF isn’t bad, really. 😀
I’m only sober because yesterday’s gone.
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:00 pm
Yes, still sober. The nic is an inside joke from my airline days.
There HAS to be some funny stories there, please share sometime, if, of course, you haven’t already…. 🙂
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:03 pm
I’m only sober because yesterday’s gone.
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Same here, so I’m working hard to rebuild what I constructed yesterday!
Cheers!
I just checked pixy’s site. (mee dot nu)
and his latest post is from 2018.
He used to post somewhere regularly, but I guess that was before he started the morning tech news at the hq. I can’t find it anyway.
bob (moron incognitus) says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:08 pm
I just checked pixy’s site. (mee dot nu)
and his latest post is from 2018.
He used to post somewhere regularly, but I guess that was before he started the morning tech news at the hq. I can’t find it anyway.
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Hey, you don’t happen to be Bob at the NSA, are you? Because, you know, you could use your work shit to help figure this out…. 😆
Glad you guys are on here and verifying what I’m seeing (or rather, NOT seeing) at the AoSHQ site.
And since we’re on Airplane references, I just want to reassure everyone that I speak Jive.
And since we’re on Airplane references, I just want to reassure everyone that I speak Jive.
“Golly!”
Why, yessir, I DO like gladiator movies, why do you ask?
interesting……
Can’t post Pixy’s other Tech Thread site for some reason.
I chased Soviet SSBNs all around the Pacific, Sea of Japan, South China Sea and the Indian Ocean (before the Soviets stopped sending their subs to the IO).
We called them “targets.”
That’s all I know about SSBNs.
But, you can go to the main site SSBN 656 (G) posted, then click on Pixy’s name in the first post and get there.
And it’s great cuz it brings back the ‘green orange’ to post comments.
What did you guys do ???
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:25 pm
I chased Soviet SSBNs all around the Pacific, Sea of Japan, South China Sea and the Indian Ocean (before the Soviets stopped sending their subs to the IO).
We called them “targets.”
That’s all I know about SSBNs.
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LOL! That is what we called all surface ships, and every single one of our foes submarines… fucking targets.
Their propeller tech was abysmal, and luckily, something they were never able to steal….
runner says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:32 pm
What did you guys do ???
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I blame ASS.
runner says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:32 pm
What did you guys do ???
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Well, duh! WE STAGED A COUP!!!!!!
AOSHQ Blackout Blog’s been inactive since 2021. hm
runner says:
March 20, 2026 at 1:36 pm
AOSHQ Blackout Blog’s been inactive since 2021. hm
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. . Well, boys, it looks like we’re it. We’ll have to take control. Sponge, you soak up the enemies fire… Runner, you go run to get help, and One Hour Sober, for God’s Sake, get yourself a fucking drink!
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.I’ll stay here and man the radio, which, coincidentally, is doing a 4 For Friday of all our favorite bands!
It appears that Pixy hosts the alternate tech thread site and it’s 4:00 AM there, so the odds of the blog being repaired soon might be a long shot. Wake up calls tend to suck.
Okay, here’s a short story for SSBN:
Flying out of Guam, we bear-trapped a Soviet boomer (Delta IV, if I recall) It had just recently put to sea following overhaul in dry dock in the USSR. We were tasked with running it though a sonobuoy barrier to record on magnetic tape the latest and greatest sound frequencies it was putting out. (Spooks wanted the new sound intel on that particular sub).
We put the barrier into the water ahead of it and it ran straight through. Got the intel, no problem. .
The problem came about 10 minutes later when certain frequencies from another submarine starting burning into the sonogram display onboard the aircraft. You can probably figure out the nationality and mission of the second submarine.
(Hey, it wasn’t our fault. No one told us it would be there in trail. Silent Service and all that…)
We had to abort the mission and return to Anderson AFB on Guam. After landing, we were met by armed escorts who took possession of the magnetic sonogram tapes. I’m quite sure those tapes were taken somewhere and immediately destroyed.
Mission fail…
I am having trouble posting here.
Ace has commented on X, about an hour ago. Says he is having trouble reaching pixy.
“courage”
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 2:09 pm
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“The problem came about 10 minutes later when certain frequencies from another submarine starting burning into the sonogram display onboard the aircraft. You can probably figure out the nationality and mission of the second submarine.
(Hey, it wasn’t our fault. No one told us it would be there in trail. Silent Service and all that…)”
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Oh, man, are you saying a Boomer went waltzing into your op and kind of ruined it? Or was it a Fast Attack that was bird-dogging your target?
Either way, I’m not sure why they would destroy the tapes, there HAD to be some good intel on them…..
Well this is it, boys. It was a good ride while it lasted.
So…. the End Times are here…… I always thought they would look different…. more splashed with red……..
Did the cutjibnewsletter just go down, too? Glad you’re back up.
Fast attack was in trail. Sound frequencies put out by US subs is highest level TS. Those tapes were destroyed.
Fast attack was in trail. Sound frequencies put out by US subs is highest level TS. Those tapes were destroyed.
It’s 4:30 AM where Pixy is. I’m sure there will be progress in a few hours. 🙂
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 2:24 pm
Fast attack was in trail. Sound frequencies put out by US subs is highest level TS. Those tapes were destroyed.
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There ya go, that explains it completely.
SSBN 656 (G) says:
March 20, 2026 at 2:26 pm
one hour sober says:
March 20, 2026 at 2:24 pm
Fast attack was in trail. Sound frequencies put out by US subs is highest level TS. Those tapes were destroyed.
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There ya go, that explains it completely.
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Although, after another second thought, I would think the fells at EB, or whoever made the boat, plus, you know the Sub Group that particular boat belonged to, would be interested to hear the screw sounds of one of their own….. huh. Anyway….
I’m sure there will be progress in a few hours.
Sponge
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Reportedly Christa McAuliffe’s last words.
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Reportedly Christa McAuliffe’s last words.
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Ouch!
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March 20, 2026 at 2:31 pm
I’m sure there will be progress in a few hours.
Sponge
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Reportedly Christa McAuliffe’s last words.
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Well, her last thoughts, at least…. not sure there was time for her to actually say that out loud…
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OK, I denounce myself, that was a horrible thing to say.
Man, look at CBD and Sefton getting all this traffic…
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Oh, fuck….. is it…..
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a conspiracy???????
You’re just asking questions.
>>There ya go, that explains it completely.
I suppose it’s possible the analysists retrieved the intel on the Delta IV before destroying the tapes. We always turned in the tapes after every mission, even routine tracking ones so the spooks could analyze. Not our clowns, not our circus.
>>>Not our clowns, not our circus.>>>
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TIGHT!
Two weeks!
fd says:
March 20, 2026 at 2:59 pm
[b]Two weeks![/b]
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Looks like it! And, oh, just trying something new with those tags….
I rarely post, but I did read Ace’s very long and informational post yesterday.
It was one of those connect all the dots and when the prize type post.
Anyway, I hope that THE BLOG COMES BACK UP SOON.
Linda Sina
(Key West Reader)
Test failed….
Maybe these old things?
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Hi Lin-duh!
Welcome to AOS Island!
I hope your flight on our luxury jet was satisfactory!
Enjoy Your Stay!
From Ace’s X, I see the USSS agent faulted for her failure in Butler, PA has been suspended again for failure to timely notify her superior of her marriage to a foreign national — a Brazilian woman.
DEI strikes again!
Yeah, a lot of reposts on The Reaping Phase… I thought maybe he’d do an actual post about the status of the HQ…..
It’s still early Pixy time. I’m sure he’s not been able to get in contact yet.
OK, heading back to watching “Boss Level” which, by the way, so far is an excellent movie…
Hulu had a $4.99 for 3 months deal, so I took it…. so far, kinda worth it.
“Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever).” !!!!
Alright, which one of you Morons borrowed the extension cord?? C’mon. Fess up.
“Boy Trapped in Refrigerator. Eat Own Foot.”
*Eats
thatcrazyjerseyguy says:
March 20, 2026 at 3:17 pm
Alright, which one of you Morons borrowed the extension cord?? C’mon. Fess up.
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I haven’t been to Utah in a LONG time, so I wasn’t even near the place.
hahah! “BREAKING: Iranian State TV hacked, and broadcasted a message from Princess Noor Pahlavi’s Nowruz (Persian NY greeting)”
Well, what the fuck do we have here? The Comments Section’s Vacation House?
…a place to breathe. A place to sleep……
And I Have Done This.
The last 20 seconds of the Kentucky-Santa Clara NCAA tournament game was the wildest ending to a game I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a ton of them.
I heard Kentucky got VERY lucky.
Actually, it wasn’t the ending. Just the end of regulation.
>>I heard Kentucky got VERY lucky.
They did. A nearly half-court shot that banked in to tie it at the buzzer.
And Santa Clara’s coach tried to call a timeout before the Kentucky player took the shot, but the refs didn’t see it.
Kentucky won it in overtime.
Wow.
That’s 2 heart attacks given to the gambling community in the first 2 days, I’d imagine.
Are we gonna call this AoS Black Friday?
That would about cover it, yeah.
Why just because it’s broken it gotta be black
Black Friday is usually a GOOD thing, when it involves the busiest shopping day of the year.
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Why just because it’s broken it gotta be black
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Because it was kind of a joke? Geez…..
UVA is trying to Amber Heard again…….Down 3 with 5:30 to go against a 14 seed.
All Days Matter
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March 20, 2026 at 3:42 pm
Why just because it’s broken it gotta be black
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Seriously, man, that was a weird thing to say…
When Black Friday falls
You know it’s got to be
Don’t let it fall on me
Fine. Today will always be remembered as Green Orange Friday.
Fine. Today will always be remembered as Green Orange Friday.
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Sweet callback
Tried to post X message from Mike the Texan, not allowing me to do that. So here is the summary, AOS is down, possible DDOS attack. Also tells us to break out the Kaboom and Val-u Rite Vodka.
runner says:
March 20, 2026 at 3:50 pm
Tried to post X message from Mike the Texan, not allowing me to do that. So here is the summary, AOS is down, possible DDOS attack. Also tells us to break out the Kaboom and Val-u Rite Vodka.
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Done, and DONE!
For the computer less than savvy
DDOS = Denial of DOS because that’s what AoS runs on
AOS is down, possible DDOS attack.
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That was my guess early on.
I blame ASS.
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March 20, 2026 at 3:53 pm
For the computer less than savvy
DDOS = Denial of DOS because that’s what AoS runs onA
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DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack is a malicious attempt to disrupt the normal functioning of a targeted server, service, or network by overwhelming it with a flood of internet traffic from multiple sources. This can cause the targeted service to become slow or completely unavailable to legitimate users.
AoSHQ doesn’t “run on DOS”, it’s just part of the acronym of DDoS…
Dude, what the heck are you talking about?
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 3:54 pm
AOS is down, possible DDOS attack.
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That was my guess early on.
I blame ASS.
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Man, I’m still thinking Whackin’ Pete… but yeah, ASS is also a suspect…
It was a joke, because likely Minx 0.8 Beta can’t possibly run on today’s 64bit systems. 😀
AoSHQ doesn’t “run on DOS”, it’s just part of the acronym of DDoS…
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No I’m pretty sure it has something to do with DOS. That’s why pixy is always railing against AI. Because AI won’t run on DOS
They should turn if off and then back on again. Never fails.
By the way, DOS means “Disk Operating System”, but then again, every 3rd Grader knows that……
They should turn if off and then back on again. Never fails.
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You too can become a Microsoft Certified Reboot Technician.
Doesn’t make sense. Why would you deny a disk operating system? The internet hasn’t needed those for 30 plus years.
(Distributed Denial of Service)
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You see the DOS there?
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Sorry I may have fucked up the bolding, but you get the idea…..
That’s the point, it’s not DOS it’s DENIAL OF SERVICE
In other words, someone attacks a website by launching thousands of requests to access said site all at once, which causes the site to shut down
I don’t think you’re right, but whatever. You’re just confusing the issue now.
Sponge – F*ck Cancer says:
March 20, 2026 at 4:01 pm
They should turn if off and then back on again. Never fails.
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Heh! You are probably correct, when Pixy wakes up, all he’ll have to do is turn his servers off and on…
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March 20, 2026 at 4:08 pm
I don’t think you’re right, but whatever. You’re just confusing the issue now.
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Well, sorry to say, I am right. Please, just google DDOD attack… why you haven’t yet is actually the confusing part.
Sorry, before you attack me, I meant DDOS
Sooo….After traipsing through Acedark, trying to find the H2, and then landed on Pixy’s website (which is called Ambient Irony on the mu.nu. Couldn’t figure out how to get to comments, but he has a right side panel, and I saw a few of you were on here. So, I am shocked that there are only about 5 Morons total here. And where are CBD and JJS? Is X where the cool kids hang out now? I had an idea it was something with the servers, because my tablet runs safari and my laptop runs chrome. Also, isitdownrightnow.com was helpful. Anywhoooo, how is everybody managing? Who was older, Chuck Norris or Abe Vigoda?
I googled both DDOD and DDOS and I can’t make heads or tails of it. I thought you said it had something to do with disks not working.
Why did you just refer to Chuck Norris in the past tense?
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March 20, 2026 at 4:13 pm
I googled both DDOD and DDOS and I can’t make heads or tails of it. I thought you said it had something to do with disks not working.
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I’m sorry, all I was saying there is that “DOS”, as a stand-alone acronym, means “Disc Operating System”… when you said
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March 20, 2026 at 3:53 pm
For the computer less than savvy
DDOS = Denial of DOS because that’s what AoS runs on
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I was just saying that the use of “DOS” there was incorrect in that interpretation… that’s all.
I wasn’t trying to be combative…
No worries.
Fucking aye, why are they continuing to attack the HQ?
What the fuck have we ever done to anyone?
Plus, NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast had a good point… where the fuck are CBD and Sefton?
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Ambient Irony on the mu.nu. Couldn’t figure out how to get to comments
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Your error was clicking on the link “comments” you have to click on the link “add a comment” to see the comments. The first link is just there to keep out the riffraff
I don’t think it was a ddos.
I think it may have been a cosmic ray. Or the hamster snuck into the viagra again and can’t spin the wheel because it keeps getting hung up (how’s that for imagery. you’re welcome.)
It may not be specifically HQ, it may be the servers, or a network HQ just happen to be using.
Good to know people that know things. Sponge helped me find ya’ll
I help where I can.
Sponge, glad you showed up. I thought I had broken the blog.
Chuck Norris borrowed the hamster last I heard.
I bet it one of those toenail fungus ads that took Minx down. Those things are nasty.
SSBN 656 Chuck Norris died today. He was 86. No cause of death provided by the family. They prefer to keep that private, according to reports. I noticed earlier, that in younger still photos, he bears a passing resemblance to Tim “The Toolman” Taylor.
Is the HQ down today?
I blame King Harv.
Charlie Brown (@CSdildo ) put up an emergency open thread on the back-up site if you want to say hello to other regulars acedark.wordpress.com/
that was from ace’s X feed
it’s the old blackout blog, btw. see you there.
Doesn’t seem to be phone friendly.
I got a 500 error when I tried to comment at Ambient Irony. It may be related to the DDOS attack. The denial of DOS thing was a joke: cool your jets!
I’m just a teenie bit surprised more people from the HQ aren’t here.
Always pays to have a backup plan. I’m going to blame it on Tuqyr Quarlson . He convinced his groyper fanbois over at 4chan to go after the morons.
Hey gang. Thanks for stopping by. I think the HQ is back up as of 6:30PM Eastern time.
Can’t get AoSHQ to load again.