The Morning Report 5/31/22

Good morning, kids. Tuesday and over the weekend, president Sponge Brain Shits Pants, whose 81 million votes, mostly cast...

The Morning Report 5/30/22

WEEKLY GRIM MILESTONE INDICATOR: GASOLINE: $4.619 (Last Week: $4.598, 2018: $2.74)DIESEL: $5.613 (Last Week: $5.571, 2018: $3.00)MEAN TWEETS: n/a (Last Week: n/a, 2018:...

The Morning Report 5/27/22

Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and I’m probably not going to be able to properly articulate what...

The Morning Rant

It is axiomatic that a free society will have to tolerate a degree of chaos that does not exist...

The Morning Report 5/26/22

Good morning, kids. Thursday and over the course of the past 20-odd years of my life, which coincides with...

The Morning Report 5/25/22

Good morning, kids. Wednesday and here we go again. Another firearm became self-aware and went on a shooting rampage...

The Morning Rant

Calvin Coolidge knew it; Ronald Reagan knew it; Donald Trump knows it. Just get the hell out of the...