The massive, all-encompassing incompetence of most government is on full display today! Humanity has spent its entire history getting better and better at killing each other, yet the Tennessee Department of Corrections can’t manage to knock off somebody who is already strapped to a f*cking gurney?
In our culture’s drive to make everything painless, including capital punishment, we have made a mockery of the concept, and botching a simple task is just the icing on the cake. This woman was convicted in 1996…30 years ago! That her sentence wasn’t carried out promptly after a pro forma appeal is a travesty of justice, and in and of itself is cruel and unusual.
The first woman set to be put to death in Tennessee in over 200 years was given two doses of a lethal injection Wednesday evening, but remained alive as her botched execution descended into chaos — and prompted the governor to demand an outside probe and issue an emergency pause on all executions for the remainder of the year.
There are several tried-and-true ways that the state can kill, and it isn’t unreasonable for the people to expect some minimal level of competence in carrying out the sentence. Hanging works. Firing squads work. Electrocution works. But the newest fad of painless death by injection seems not to work very well at all, because the idiots in charge of concocting the lethal dose try to do it in the kindest, most peaceful way imaginable.
Here’s a pro-tip! Take a gram of Fentanyl confiscated at the border, mix it in some saline, and shoot it into the bitch’s vein. That will do nicely, since the dosage is hundreds of times larger than the lethal dose.
But this is the best part of the entire embarrassing mess!
She was taken to a nearby hospital, where her lawyers said she was “being provided life-saving measures.”
Her condition was unclear as of Thursday morning; however, a doctor who was retained by Pike’s legal team as a medical expert said she likely now has a brain injury as a result.
Life-saving measures after a botched execution?
Apparently there was no “protocol” for this outcome, which exposes the mindset of the bureaucracy. Protocols and regulations are the shield that apparatchiks use to protect themselves from responsibility.
So this evil bitch is in the hospital, perhaps with brain damage, which will be used by her lawyers as a reason to prevent any further attempts to give her what she so richly deserves.
Because we can’t kill brain-damaged people? Why not?