Good morning kids. And so, 3,000 Paras from the 82nd Airborne are on their way to the Middle East. Maybe instead we could airdrop 3,000 D-Day era “Ruperts” to confront Cardboard cutout IRGC cadres?! Gevalt. Anyway, today it’s all about priorities. Over the years I’ve come to the sobering realization that the chant of “Death to America” was not…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 3/24/26
Good morning kids. With the United States heavily engaged in military operations against the Iranian regime, and Cardboard Cutouts notwithstanding, that regime still capable of hurling missiles at Israel and other nations in the region, is this something?! A massive explosion ripped through the Valero refinery in Port Arthur on Monday, sending a towering column of…
The Morning Report 3/23/26
Good morning kids. So, tick tock, tick tock. . . Trump Draws Red Line: 48 Hours To Open Strait Or U.S. Strikes Begin The president has promised to “obliterate” Iranian power plants if Tehran does not comply. Well, time’s up. . . On Saturday, March 21, President Donald Trump delivered a 48-hour ultimatum to the Iranian regime…
The Morning Report 3/20/26
Good morning kids. As the brilliant Milton Friedman once observed: You cannot simultaneously have free immigration and a welfare state. To underscore this, I give you this completely unsurprising report . . . Nearly half of households headed by immigrants, those legally and illegally living in the United States, are on one or more forms…
The Morning Report 3/19/26
Good morning kids. So yesterday a 7-ton meteor almost slammed into Cleveland, and today we have this. . . On Wednesday night, the Washington Post reported that “U.S. officials detected unidentified drones above the Washington Army base where Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth live” and that those officials have not yet…
The Morning Report 3/18/26
Good morning kids. With a nod to Gil Scott-Heron . . . it looks as if we almost lost Cleveland. Residents across Northeast Ohio got a shock the morning of St. Patrick’s Day. A bright fireball streaked across the sky around 9:00 a.m., visible in multiple states before a loud boom rattled homes from Cleveland into…
The Morning Report 3/17/26
Good morning kids. The word of the day is “DESPICABLE”, and in the bitterest of bitter ironies it was belched out by a bipedal coprolite named Chuck Schumer, that is its very definition. In 1990, Schumer co-sponsored a diversity visa program that offered green cards to 50,000 applicants annually via a lottery system. . . One noteworthy winner of this lottery…
The Morning Report 3/16/26
Good morning kids. With all the attention on Iran, and all of us anticipating (foolishly? TBD) a popular uprising of the Persian people, under the cover of American and Israeli bombs to at long last have the ability to shake off the shackles of decades of oppression . . . For decades, critics of regime change…
The Morning Report 3/13/26
Good morning kids. Let’s see, first a potential Islamikaze car bombing of a synagogue and then a mass shooting at Old Dominion University but let’s not blow this out of proportion. So we’ve got a known ISIS terrorist from Sierra Leone and a Lebanese Muslim terrorist, who had this stuff all over his social media, who…
The Morning Report 3/12/26
ood morning kids. Well, I’m sure you’re all familiar with the expression “Paper Tiger.” Given the current situation, my first instinct is to laugh. With so much AI material circulating nowadays, it was easy to assume that the photos were fake, but they apparently were real. Only Mojtaba Khamenei, the new head of Iran’s Islamic regime,…









