The Morning Report 6/29/23

Good morning kids. So, the whopper-spouting Whopper known as Ana Navarro filled the screen – literally – on The Harpy...

The Morning Report 6/28/23

Good morning kids. Well, with supposedly conservative/originalist justices like these who needs court-packing? β€œIn a 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme...

The Morning Report 6/27/23

Good morning kids. I’ve developed a theorem, which is for sure much more provable if not already a rock...

The Morning Report 6/26/23

Good morning kids. They just couldn’t help themselves, could they? The frog in the pot was drifting into unconsciousness...

The Morning Report 6/23/23

Good morning kids. With all due respect to their families and friends, it’s amazing how the story of five...

The Morning Report 6/22/23

Good morning kids. So, the Kevin McCarthy-led GOP House members finally, or perhaps barely, got their shit together and...

The Morning Report 6/21/23

Good morning kids. Happy first day of summer. The descent into banana republic status is so in your face...

The Morning Report 6/20/23

Good morning kids. So, Anthony Blinken had a highly-anticipated and from most accounts desperately sought after summit with international...

The Morning Report 6/19/23

Good morning kids. Happy Completely-Irrelevant-Yet-Forced-Upon-Us-National-Holiday-of-a-Mangled-Mispronounced-Word-That-Does-Nothing-But-Divide-Us-Yet-Gives-Government-Employees-a-Day-Off β€” Day!  I personally would like to acknowledge this day by unequivocally echoing the words of...