Good morning kids. First, a super-massive gas giant has imploded, seemingly leaving an unfillable void in the continuum? No, that is not a headline from the Science section, but the news that the noxious cloud of sulfurous methane, mustard, cream soda and lipids also known as Gerald Nadler has announced his retirement from Congress. In a…
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The Morning Report 9/2/25
Good morning kids. Hope you all had a pleasant and relaxing Labor Day holiday weekend. On the last episode of the podcast, CBD and I were lamenting the fate of England and the West in general, with Islam on the march aided and abetted by its leftist/socialist insane apologists and self/hating flunkies eager to commit mass…
The Morning Report 9/1/25
Good morning kids. Hope you all had an enjoyable weekend and will cap it off with a relaxing Labor Day Monday off. Picking up from where I left off late last week regarding President Trump’s calling for 600,000 student visas for Red China, there’s this item that is the, shall we say cherry on the parfait…
The Morning Report 8/29/25
Good morning kids. So, as my good friend and cohort CBD noted yesterday in his morning rant in his defense of the Second Amendment in the wake of the horrific slaughter perpetrated against Catholic schoolchildren. As the usual suspects continue to desecrate the memory of the victims by using it as an opportunity to try and yet…
The Morning Report 8/28/25
Good morning kids. Of course the big story this morning is yet another sick, twisted Democrat Leftist committed an act of mass terrorism by gunning down Catholic school children in Minneapolis as they were gathered in prayer. The fiend who committed this act of barbarity was yet again a transexual. Frankly, I’m sick to death…
The Morning Report 8/27/25
Good morning kids. Sadly, picking up from where I left off yesterday, President Trump is defending his decision to grant 600,000 student visas to Red Chinese students. RUFKM Mr. President?! “We’re getting along very well with China. And I’m getting along very well with President Xi. I think it’s very insulting to say students can’t come…
The Morning Report 8/26/25
Good morning kids. As you may know, a hack-in-black has blocked the deportation of illegal alien violent savage criminal, (MS-13 gang member, human trafficker, serial domestic abuser, and child predator) Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda, so he can be set free on our soil to go and Kill More innocent Americans. Meanwhile despicable reprobate and tearjerking…
The Morning Report 8/25/25
Good morning kids. Hope you all had a restful and enjoyable weekend. Off we go into the madness. The Democrat Left are nothing if not utterly predictable and as such tedious and irksome, as well as completely repugnant. First up, we have yammering syphilitic chimpanzee Brandon Johnson squatting on his haunches and picking the nits out…
The Morning Report 8/22/25
Good morning kids. Let’s kick off the start of the weekend with an emetic that will have you spouting for distance and accuracy between ear-splitting howls of laughter. . . Seriously, given the past 10 years of what we have seen and experienced, let alone the history of this nation going back to Aaron Burr murdering Alexander…
The Morning Report 8/21/25
Good morning kids. Be it resolved that Joy Reid is indeed a yammering, diseased dog turd. “Their ancestors made this country into a slave hell, but they can clean it up now. Cause they got the Smithsonian, they can get rid of all the slavery stuff. They got PragerU, they can lie about the history…









