Good morning kids. For those of you in South Carolina, stay safe! Hopefully your localities are not headed up by Bass-holes and Newsoms. Of course the big story is the fallout, pun intended I suppose, of the Trump/Vance Borscht-belt refugee Shecky Zelenskyy meeting that the latter seemed to intentionally sabotage. Either that or the Pissant Pysanky…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 2/28/25
Good morning kids. Given the fact that the greatest threat to our national security sadly comes from within our own nation. No, not necessarily the the upwards of perhaps greater than 40 million illegal alien foreigners who have been permitted to live among us for decades (but as we all know that has been a…
The Morning Report 2/27/25
Good morning kids. Starting off on a sad note, screen actor extraordinaire Gene Hackman, who brought to life many iconic roles has passed away at the age of 95. This news comes just a few days after the passing at age 88 of equally talented R&B songstress Roberta Flack. Both feature prominently in the landscape…
The Morning Report 2/26/25
Good morning kids. First off, a victory at least in the short term, politically, for both President Trump and Speaker Mike Johnson in that the budget resolution passed just minutes after the initial vote had been cancelled. Now that said, the actual details of a final budget have yet to be agreed upon. And yet with…
The Morning Report 2/25/25
Good morning kids. Following on from yesterday, what do you call it when blubber blubbers? That’s what you’d be asking yourself had you tuned into MSNBC (or as I call it MSNSDAP) last night to witness the spectacle of the unceremoniously shit-canned Joy Reid emit her final cloud of toxic waste on their airwaves as streams of…
The Morning Report 2/24/25
Good morning kids. In some disappointing news, it looks as if we might have to wait a while longer for the SMOD (Sweet Meteor of Death for those who are new here) to put us out of our misery. The uncertainty of science: According to a short update from NASA late yesterday, new ground-based observations have…
The Morning Report 2/21/25
Good morning kids. That the Muslims of Gaza should abuse the bodies of a mother her two innocent beautiful children of blessed and sacred memory who the Lord in His mercy will embrace for all time, Amen.. that they butchered along with several hundred other Israelis and some foreigners (among them Americans) as ghoulish props…
The Morning Report 2/20/25
Good morning kids. And yet again trying to get a handle on the multitude and magnitude of the links this morning is like the proverbial trying to take a sip of water from a firehose. I may not get to include it all in one editorial but let it not be said I’m not diverse. …
The Morning Report 2/19/25
Good morning kids. Well, here on the Morning Report we ask, or as some of my old classmates from Brooklyn would say, “axe you” the important questions. Such as which is more disturbing? Anyway, scientists discovered a fungus inside Irish caves that turns cave spiders into zombies. The Zizians are anything but fun. They’re a transgender…
The Morning Report 2/18/25
Good morning kids. Before diving into the links, just a reminder to my fellow Wisconsinites that today is a primary election day and the most crucial race is for a seat on the state supreme court. We must get out and get Brad Schimel on the court. It could have crucial impact on state and…









