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The Morning Report 4/1/24

Good morning, kids. You’d think the stories over this weekend were just one big April Fool’s joke, and if...

The Morning Report 3/29/24

A good Good Friday morning, kids. I’ll try to keep this brief as I have an early doctor’s appointment....

The Morning Report 3/28/24

Good morning, kids. The loud, incessant geschrei following the hiring and almost-immediate firing of former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel by NBC...

The Morning Report 3/27/24

Good morning, kids. Could there possibly be a more appropriate metaphor for the state of this nation than what...

The Morning Report 3/26/24

Good morning, kids. Breaking news this morning is that a cargo ship slammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge...

The Morning Report 3/25/24

Good morning, kids. Late on Friday, ISIS or an ISIS offshoot went on a sadistic rampage inside a suburban...

The Morning Report 3/22/24

Good morning, kids. On the heels of Schemer Schumer and Schiff-for-Brains stapling their foreskins on inside out, Dick “Turdbin”...