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The Morning Report 3/21/23

Good morning kids. Well, the day that knuckle-dragging thug-pig Alvin Bragg will supposedly arrest former President Donald Trump for...

The Morning Report 2/20/23

Good morning kids. Were it not so utterly tragic, I’d be laughing my ass off instead of retching my...

The Morning Report 3/17/23

Good morning kids. Yet another one of those completely unsurprising, yet thoroughly enraging revelations comes as Rep. James Comer’s...

The Morning Report 3/16/23

Good morning, kids. So, Greta Thunberg, aka Scoldilocks, the moderately-retarded troll whom the Left uses as shield and cudgel...

The Morning Report 3/15/23

Good morning, kids. Fittingly, it’s the Ides of March, so let’s play “One of These Things Is Not Like...

The Morning Report 3/14/23

Good morning, kids. Somehow, it got lost in the sauce yesterday that along with the collapse of SVB, an...

The Morning Report 3/13/23

Good morning, kids. With everything going on in the world, whoever had a nationwide run on the banks on their...

The Morning Report 3/10/23

Good morning, kids. See if you can find a common thread in these different stories. First, we take you to...