Good morning kids. First, late yesterday the Senate confirmed Linda McMahon to head up the Department of Education. All things considered, I hope her mission is the complete dismantling of this bureaucracy that has done nothing to advance the actual education of America’s children since its inception a little more than 45 years ago. President Trump himself…
The Morning Report 3/3/25
Good morning kids. For those of you in South Carolina, stay safe! Hopefully your localities are not headed up by Bass-holes and Newsoms. Of course the big story is the fallout, pun intended I suppose, of the Trump/Vance Borscht-belt refugee Shecky Zelenskyy meeting that the latter seemed to intentionally sabotage. Either that or the Pissant Pysanky…
Propriety, Politeness, Knowing One’s Place, And Other Lessons From Our So-Called “Elites”
Ukraine’s megalomaniacal President Volodymyr Zelenskyy roared into town on Friday, fully expecting to be treated as a scrappy hero, valiantly fighting the mean old Russian bear. And why not? That is how he is being treated across the world, particularly in Western Europe. Of course Western Europe hasn’t seen a real hero since 1945, and…
The Morning Report 2/28/25
Good morning kids. Given the fact that the greatest threat to our national security sadly comes from within our own nation. No, not necessarily the the upwards of perhaps greater than 40 million illegal alien foreigners who have been permitted to live among us for decades (but as we all know that has been a…
The Morning Report 2/27/25
Good morning kids. Starting off on a sad note, screen actor extraordinaire Gene Hackman, who brought to life many iconic roles has passed away at the age of 95. This news comes just a few days after the passing at age 88 of equally talented R&B songstress Roberta Flack. Both feature prominently in the landscape…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Season 9, Episode 8
Sefton and CBD ramble about WaPo changing? More MSNBC meltdowns, Texas Tranny attack foiled, The Trump realignment continues apace, and We both choose peace over WWIII in Ukraine!
The Morning Report 2/26/25
Good morning kids. First off, a victory at least in the short term, politically, for both President Trump and Speaker Mike Johnson in that the budget resolution passed just minutes after the initial vote had been cancelled. Now that said, the actual details of a final budget have yet to be agreed upon. And yet with…
The Morning Report 2/25/25
Good morning kids. Following on from yesterday, what do you call it when blubber blubbers? That’s what you’d be asking yourself had you tuned into MSNBC (or as I call it MSNSDAP) last night to witness the spectacle of the unceremoniously shit-canned Joy Reid emit her final cloud of toxic waste on their airwaves as streams of…
The Morning Report 2/24/25
Good morning kids. In some disappointing news, it looks as if we might have to wait a while longer for the SMOD (Sweet Meteor of Death for those who are new here) to put us out of our misery. The uncertainty of science: According to a short update from NASA late yesterday, new ground-based observations have…
Is One Of The Byproducts Of The Trump Revolution A Return To Simple Competence?
That is a photo of the flight tracker provided by United Airlines to the entertainment system screens. At first glance, it seems fine, except that was on a flight from London to Newark. And the same thing happened two months before on a flight going in the opposite direction. Is it important? Probably not, unless…






