The Morning Report 12/13/19

Good morning kids. Happy Triscuit-deckaphobia; fear of a thirteen-sided cracker. The weekend is here and we’ll get to the electrifying news of the epic ass-kicking of Labour and full speed ahead for Brexit in just a bit. But first, the developing news with Sham-peachment is that Jerry Nadler and his gunt abruptly ended the 14-hour marathon Judiciary Committee meeting and put off the procedural vote to bring the impeachment to the full House until this morning at 10. The GOP members of the committee went ballistic over what Go-Go Gohmert called “Stalinesque.”

…”And if the American people wondered about this impeachment anyone, they don’t have to wonder anymore, they saw what happened right here tonight,” [Ranking Member Doug] Collins continued. “Because this committee is more concerned about getting on TV in the morning than it was finishing its job tonight and letting the members go home.”

“Words cannot describe how inappropriate this was. I have been saying for the whole year how this committee is just simply rim-shotting the rules of this House and this proves it tonight. They do not care about rules. They have one thing: their hatred of Donald Trump and this showed it tonight because they want to shine in these cameras, get prettied up, and then vote. I am just beyond words. It shows their lack of integrity in this process and the lack of case that they have…”

Well, what the hell are we so surprised about? Now Nadler himself is openly crowing “we cannot rely on an election” to get rid of Trump. This whole thing is an ugly, disturbing bizarre farce; they’ve got nothing, they know they’ve got nothing and they know that we know they’ve got nothing. Unfortunately, this sham has extremely grave consequences for whatever the hell is left of this republic going forward. 

Elsewhere, Joey Bribem is vowing to obstruct the Senate if he is called to testify, which is kind of ironic considering this is one angle the Dems are using to impeach Trump, Matt Gaetz knows that grilling Son-of-Leg-Hairs will prove Trump had a reasonable cause to look into their criminality, speaking of obstruction, John Ratcliffe wants to know why the Dems are withholding the documents showing Schiff-for-Brains/whistleblower Ciaramella collusion, there is a possibility that impeachment could even die in the House which would cause Palsi and the Dems to be handed the biggest self-own political disaster in history, which is evidenced by her shambling and dissembling during her weekly presser, Rabbi Fischer and Victor Davis Hansen weigh in, Great One Levin calls for the impeachment of the next Dem president; meh, the entire Democrat Party needs to be impeached for 200+ years of tyranny, and yes indeed, even if Trump triumphs as expected, the fate of the republic really is in doubt.


SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

Fish-faced enemy of the people and Obama underboss Eric Holder pens a thinly veiled threat and smear at AG William Barr via the National Laughingstock, color me shocked that the Hillary-commissioned Russia-sourced and Leftist-authored Steele dossier has anti-Semitic smears in it, Mollie Hemingway rips lanky hunk of piss Comey for his lying about said dossier, GOP Rep Chris Stewart introduces bill to curb FISA abuses and like Mueller before him, Michael Horowitz kicks America in the groin.

DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

Anyone going to go after Toothy McBigTits for meddling in the Brit elections, Maine Dem hates big pharma “nudge-nudge-wink-wink,” and the fact that Dianne Feinstein, who is a de-facto spy, saboteur and wholly-owned by the People’s Republic of China sits in judgment of this President for things she has been guilty of 1,000 times over for almost 40 years is arguably the most chutzpa-critical thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY

Lots going on at the border and “arriba norte” behind the lines with tens of thousands of preggo illegals set to spawn on our shores and hide behind the 14th Amendment, Boston doubles down on defiance of the law as underscored by ICE’s statement, and while we are all preoccupied with Sham-peachment, there’s a new bill in the House that will grant amnesty to foreign agricultural workers. I hope the President vetoes this should it pass both Houses, and while we’re on the subject of naked, shameless abuse of power, I give you both DACA as well as Judges Buch M. Danno and Tyne E. Bubbles who abuse theirs to preserve it.

CIVIL WAR 2.0

Our speech is violence, their violence is speech, and a perspective on the coup as just a front in an active civil war in the here and now.

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM

Robert Stacy McCain weighs in on the Jersey City anti-Semitic Democrat-inspired attack and Rancida Taliban scrubs Twitter of her latest malevolent stupidity.

POLITICS

Four more Democrat test-patterns announced, Bernie all in for great animal lover, a “Conservative Squad” sets their sights on the Donkey Chompers brigade, Kentucky set to get it good and hard because they just couldn’t pull the lever for Matt Bevin, Daniel Greenfield on the faux outrage of Dems on diversity in the primaries, and the cuck-servatives better learn to code before 2020 comes.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

Brad Parscale rips the Big Tech Overlords for suppressing Trump ads, Chris Cillizza does the pretzel logic mambo, Spokane stomps on free speech while protecting heathen, psychotic child abusers, and the battle over porn censorship heats up.

SECOND AMENDMENT

California’s latest assault against your G-d-given right to defend yourself, and surprise surprise, the Jersey City Democrat Jew-hating gunman had firearms felonies on his rap sheet but of course keeping him behind bars was racist.

ABORTION

Can we not dissolve the heirs of Mengele once and for all?

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

Look at the reaction from the self-proclaimed elites and globalists and think exactly the opposite. Britain’s Labour Party suffered one of the greatest rebukes in its history. Districts that were solidly in their grasp flipped to the Tories in some cases for the first time in 70 years or more. Perhaps the vote was not so much for Boris Johnson, who ain’t exactly Trump or Thatcher since his party is moderate to squish nearest I can tell, but it was a solid rebuke against those who thwarted the vote four years ago to get the hell out of the EU and, hopefully in complete revulsion to the rabid anti-Semitism of not just Jeremy Corbyn but the majority of the party itself. Late breaking news is that Corbyn will fall on his sword and step down. Naturally, the perhaps even more rabid Joo-hating ex-London mayor “Red” Ken Livingstone blamed the Jews. However the Brits finally leave the EU, Trump has promised a trade deal that no doubt will not only soften the blow but give England’s economy a tremendous boost. Now if they can only ditch the NHS and VAT…

Elsewhere, US digs for buyer of Farsi nuke material (privyat, Vladimir?), Senate passes resolution recognizing Turk genocide of Armenians as rebuke for purchasing Russky arms, why are we still in Syria?, a call that will fall on deaf ears, and UN Security Council meets over NorK provocations. Within 15 minutes, they’ll adopt an anti-Israel resolution, right?

DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

Big win for Trump on the defense spending bill including wall funding, GITMO and tranny bans, ditch Saudi solider training on US soil and a warning on cyber terrorism in the wake of Pensacola. Besides the shooting they suffered a mass hack at the same time.

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

30 years in the hole for Muslim outreach, Dzhokhar is a joker, Krauts up to their eyeballs in IKeeelYou Corleones, and Raymond Ibrahim with another view on Pensacola.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

Lawrence VanDyke appointed to 9th Circuit despite smears and Susan Collins “no” vote, and a look at how rent control will do for upstate New York what it did for the city. Mostly, screw it up.

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Looks like we may be close to a China trade deal but watch out for Big Tech getting protection from it, Elizabeth Hekawi’s wealth tax is less than 1/1024th effective as pimped, and talk about your one per-centers. Yeah, but Governor Coonman Baby-Killer needs to ask himself how many residents belong to the National Guard?

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

More pressure on AG Barr about porn censorship, and an horrific story from NYC that the national media probably embargoed that underscores what happens when Leftists run a city. That is “ruin” a city.

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

Joey Bribem sniffing on Title IX, Betsy DeVos’ press secretary rips Dems for sliming her, Oklahoma law school expels a student for expressing a wrong-think opinion and meet the new far-left curriculum… same as the old far-left curriculum.

HEALTHCARE

Yes, plus their surprise is unsurprising. But they’ll still vote Democrat.

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

More hypocrisy at that UN Climate Conference.

ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

Spock raises an eyebrow, sez “fascinating…”

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

He just smiled and gave me a catamite sandwich…

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

Trump schools Scoldilocks and heads explode, she’s destined for miserable anonymity and a trivia question, Christian Toto shreds the new Roger Ailes flick, and let me know when Netflix releases the “Gay Mohammed” Ramadan Special.

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