Good morning kids. They just couldn’t help themselves, could they? The frog in the pot was drifting into unconsciousness and about to slip under the simmering bubbles for good, but then, they got impatient and turned the heat up to high and Michigan J. Frog leaped out. And he wasn’t singing “Hello My Ragtime Gal” either….
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 6/23/23
Good morning kids. With all due respect to their families and friends, it’s amazing how the story of five poor devils who mercifully seemed to have died almost instantaneously two miles deep manages to suck all the oxygen out of the implosion of our nation and society. And speaking of which, while our attention is…
The Morning Report 6/22/23
Good morning kids. So, the Kevin McCarthy-led GOP House members finally, or perhaps barely, got their shit together and actually voted to censure the truly loathsome toad Adam “Schiff-for-Brains” Schiff for his spreading of arguably the greatest and/or most heinous political smear in American history; a history now concluded due in no small part to…
The Morning Report 6/21/23
Good morning kids. Happy first day of summer. The descent into banana republic status is so in your face that you’d literally have to be Helen Keller with John Fetterman’s brain function to not recognize it. To call what Hunter Biden got a “slap on the wrist” is up there with Hirohito telling the Japanese…
The Morning Report 6/20/23
Good morning kids. So, Anthony Blinken had a highly-anticipated and from most accounts desperately sought after summit with international winner the Pooh, Xi Jinping. Before enlightening you on the aftermath of that meeting, as if you couldn’t guess, a bit of background on our current Secretary of State, courtesy of the indispensable Discover The Networks. These are…
The Morning Report 6/19/23
Good morning kids. Happy Completely-Irrelevant-Yet-Forced-Upon-Us-National-Holiday-of-a-Mangled-Mispronounced-Word-That-Does-Nothing-But-Divide-Us-Yet-Gives-Government-Employees-a-Day-Off — Day! I personally would like to acknowledge this day by unequivocally echoing the words of Dear Leader, the brain-bleeder, Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and declare “Alright, God save the Queen, man.” It was such a wonderful day of happiness, piety and pride (pun kind of intended) that celebrants engaged in quiet reflection, introspection…
The Morning Report 6/16/23
Good morning kids. What a sick joke. 20 GOP Congress-insects torpedoed a legitimate and in my view vital vote to censure bug-eyed lipless wonderfuck Adam “Schiff-for-Brains” Schiff. The reprehensible Schiff was one of the foremost proponents of the Trump-Russia collusion hoax. He repeated the falsehood in every forum possible. With every appearance, the lies became more…
The Morning Report 6/15/23
Good morning kids. A couple of interesting if not heartening stories that give us a glimmer of hope or at least something to cling to as the abyss threatens to swallow us whole. First, while I usually describe the Michigan town of Hamtramck as alternately “Hamas-tramck” or “Haram-tramck” I’m cheering the residents of that town,…
The Morning Report 6/14/23
Good morning kids. While all eyes obviously were on events taking place in Miami, friend and friend of the blog Bob Zimmerman informs us of something truly disturbing if not unsurprising. And the fact that it’s unsurprising is the truly disturbing thing. On June 3, 2023 there was a rally supporting the queer agenda in front…
The Morning Report 6/13/23
Good morning kids. Someone tell China and the Religion of Peaceniks that they can come on in any time. Just avoid the Coney Island whitefish and pools of soiled Astroglide strewn about the Rose Garden lawn. Maybe that’s the Biden version of SDI; spread STD via spreading cheeks, so that even Fang-Fang and Khomeini would be…









