Good morning, kids. Unless you have been living in a cave for the past several years or have the brain function of a cup of spoiled yogurt, i.e. John Fetterman, you are fully aware that our nation and really the entire world is in complete turmoil. Not merely the usual vicissitudes of localized wars, political…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 7/21/23
Good morning, kids. Having politics being a pretty important interest only very late in life, I can’t seem to recall any or at least many Congressional hearings before let’s say the near high-tech lynching of then SCOTUS nominee Clarence Thomas being as ridiculously partisan as the IRS whistleblowers testifying against the Biden Crime Family and…
The Morning Report 7/20/23
Good morning, kids. One of the 6 states hit hardest by the magical overflowing toilet in Atlanta on Election Night 2020 was Michigan. For me, the image that sticks most in my mind from that nightmare, and is probably most emblematic of our “fundamental transformation” into a banana republic was when the GOP election observers…
The Morning Report 7/19/23
Good morning, kids. You know, it’s almost as if the idiots in Kalorama actually want Donald Trump to face off against Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants or whoever the vegetable/ham sandwich du jour will be whom the DNC selects in a rigged primary. But it strikes me as schizophrenic; do they not realize that every indictment they…
The Morning Report 7/18/23
Good morning, kids. In the words of America’s sweetheart – that is as sweet as Aileen Wuornoswith the heart of Ilse Koch – Ilhan “Bro-Fo” Omar, it’s “all about the Benjamins.” Or at least one Benjamin, Bibi Netanyahu, whose colleague Israeli president Isaac Herzog is scheduled to speak before a joint session of Congress. Like clockwork, the herpes-like…
The Morning Report 7/17/23
Good morning, kids. I guess I could just do a riff on the infamous New York Daily News headline from October 1975, which many see as an unfair attack that sank incumbent President Gerald Ford’s reelection campaign even before it started, with something that IMHO is more accurate: PENCE TO AMERICA: “DROP DEAD” Replying to Tucker Carlson’s…
The Morning Report 7/14/23
Good morning, kids. Happy Bastille Day. Too bad the Islamo-Marxists in France couldn’t have waited a week to set fire to the country. What timing that would’ve been, eh? And speaking of 714, somewhere through our fistful of quaaludes-induced nightmare, the specter of mushroom clouds in the east suddenly looms quite large: [So-called quote-unquote “president”] Joe…
The Morning Report 7/13/23
Good morning, kids. So the Capitol Hill dog and pony show of “grilling” FBI Reichsminister Christopher Wray surprised and shocked no one. Americans saw an arrogant liar whose mien and demeanor were narcissistic and condescending. Anti-Americans saw a patriot being unjustly persecuted by representatives of the knuckle-dragging troglodyte set. The low information set were too…
The Morning Report 7/12/23
Good morning, kids. Honestly, given the Orwellian nightmare we find ourselves trapped in, I would have bet good money that unreconstructed cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal would have been released from prison by now and perhaps given a teaching position at Berkeley. Ditto the equally bloody Joanne Chesimard/Assatta Shakur while feted and given a parade down Fifth…
The Morning Report 7/11/23
ood morning, kids. In case you missed it, there was an horrific mass stabbing at a Chinese kindergarten the other day that left six dead, three of whom were children. Obviously, with everything else going on both here and abroad something like this, as terrible as it is, becomes only so much background noise before disappearing…









