The Morning Report 2/15/23

Good morning kids. I’ve had enough already with the Chi-Com balloon-acy, and the toxic disaster Ohio train derailment; although...

The Morning Report 2/14/23

Good morning kids. Considering the disasters, foreign and domestic, falling all around the tyrannical clowns of the Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants...

The Morning Report 2/13/23

Good morning kids. So, there was evidently some big game yesterday to which my give-a-shitometer registered somewhere between flatline...

The Morning Report 2/10/23

Good morning kids. After both Ace and I reported and commented on the blockbuster (yet given the times we...

The Morning Report 2/9/23

Good morning kids. Before getting into the main event, I give you your combination comedy relief/emetic for the day....

The Morning Report 2/2/23

Good morning kids. I’m reminded of the scene from Full Metal Jacket where a general, seeing the words “Born To Kill”...