Author: J.J. Sefton

The Morning Report 1/6/23

Good morning, kids. Friday and two years ago today, America as we had known it, or believed it to...

The Morning Report 1/5/23

Good morning, kids. So, Kevin McLuntz lost a sixth vote last night for House Speaker. Between the Democrats guffawing...

The Morning Report 1/4/23

Good morning, kids. The vote for House Speaker is certainly topping the headlines and links today, but frankly I’m...

The Morning Report 1/3/23

Good morning, kids. Tuesday and last night, Damar Hamlin, a player from the Buffalo Bills, collapsed and evidently suffered...

The Morning Report 1/2/23

Good morning, kids. New week, new year, same old shit. In any case, it’s sad when a has-been hag...

The Morning Report 12/30/22

Good morning, kids. Friday and the penultimate day of our third consecutive accursed year 2022. I believe I covered...

The Morning Report 12/29/22

Good morning, kids. Thursday and let’s set the Wayback Machine to March of 2020, when the General Tso’s Sickness...

The Morning Report 12/28/22

Good morning, kids. Let me start of today’s disquisition with an excerpt from the résumé (that is, rap sheet) of...