Good morning kids. Tuesday and let me be the first to declare right here and now: Sam Bankman-Fried Did Not Kill Himself Or at least “Scam Bank-Fraud” as Joe Mannix labeled him will not have killed himself. Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested Monday by authorities in the Bahamas because they were notified that…
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The Morning Report 12/12/22
Good morning kids. Monday, and I suppose if you don’t laugh, you cry, right? Biden Junta Buys U.S. Navy Luxury Bidet Equipped With “Effective Enema Function” Bio Bidet’s BB-1000 has “the absolute strongest spray pressure of any electronic bidet seat on the market.” The editorial almost writes itself. For a while, I used to intentionally misspell…
The Morning Report 12/9/22
Good morning, kids. I don’t even know where to begin with this Brittney Griner lowlife and there’s a bigger story that broke yesterday which might explain why the Griner swap will most likely continue to dominate the news cycle through the weekend. And since “news” means “daily soap opera” the spin will be the foreign…
The Morning Report 12/8/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and a bit of housekeeping before getting into the main event. After today, I will no longer be linking to the New York Post. This morning as I was gathering the links, I came across this article, and, aside from my own personal interest in this subject it was one that I…
The Morning Report 12/7/22
Good morning, kids. To paraphrase America’s sweetheart, Ilhan “Bro-Fo”/Nur/Burqawitz/Ikeelyou” Omar, 81 years ago today, some people did some things in Hawaii. If anyone of a generation younger than that of Baby Boomer understands the meaning of the phrase “Remember Pearl Harbor,” it would be a miracle. Unless of course they were taught in school that…
The Morning Report 12/6/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and today is election day in Georgia. Oops, check that. It’s election “season” whereby the Democrats will wait until all the votes are counted before miraculously finding just enough uncounted ballots, probably about a week to 10 days from now, that will give Ebenezer Baptist Scrooge and wife-beater Warnock the win….
The Morning Report 12/5/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and while the bombshell revelations late Friday about Twitter colluding with the FBI to suppress and discredit the Hunter Biden laptop story for an an entire year in the run up to the 2020 elections are to many of us, just another entry in the No-Shit-Sherlock files,…
The Morning Report 12/2/22
Good morning, kids. It pisses me off no end to have to do this but it’s something that I feel I have to get out of the way before moving on to the fight for freedom abroad and here in our own country. Y’know, trivial crap like that. So, let’s play a little game of…
The Morning Report 12/1/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and I give you the bitter irony of oppressed citizens of China and Iran in a life and death struggle for actual liberation while America, the erstwhile beacon of freedom, is moving in the exact opposite direction with nary a peep. That’s mostly because the media Mandarins – pun absolutely intended…
The Morning Report 11/30/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and as the people in China engage in perhaps suicidal protests against their regime, ditto the Iranians and now their national soccer team and its relatives for embarrassing their regime, and the destruction of our economy and our own freedoms at the hands of truly ghastly criminals, and our world going…









