Good morning, kids. Good for Matt Gaetz. He did the absolute right thing in kicking the low-rent poor-man’s bargain-basement version of John Boehner, Paul Ryan and Eric Cantor out of the Speakership. Will it make a damn bit of difference to the nation? Probably not, at least in the short term, if at all. Whether…
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The Morning Rant – Zaius Be My Lucky Day Edition
In the wake of my micturating this morning on the memory of this Josh Kruger “journalist” after karma ran over his dogma, a cute little troll who didn’t have the courage to comment while the Morning Report thread was still active, left this more than a bit ironic little turdlet: you people are gloating over…
The Morning Report 10/3/23
Good morning, kids. Yesterday, Ace had a piece about some lefty so-called “journalist” and “activist” named Josh Kruger who spent his time spouting complete bullshit that the out-of-control crime in Philadelphia was an illusion and right-wing propaganda, yet got his dogma run over by karma. He was shot to death in some sort of home invasion (Reminder…
The Morning Report 10/2/23
Good morning, kids. A few interesting things making waves this morning. First, in the wake of Friday’s official fossilization of Feinstein and her soul taking the express elevator all the way down, I had hoped to use the headline “Choosy Mothers Choose Schiff.” Alas, as I had suspected would be the case, the greasy governor…
The Morning Report 9/29/23
Good morning, kids. Representative Ken Buck is an asshole. Check that; Representative Ken Buck is a hemorrhoid on the giant asshole that is the Republican Party. Exhibit 1: Rep. Buck, who is set to leave Congress, has been a staunch supporter of the same legacy media industry that regularly smears Republicans and Republican voters as bigots,…
The Morning Report 9/28/23
Good morning, kids. If you thought that Donald Trump made a big mistake by not attending the first debate, you might want to rethink that after last night’s complete shit-show in Simi Valley, or in this case the “See me!!!” valley. Aside from the fact that with the exception of Ron DeSantis every person on…
The Morning Report 9/27/23
Good morning, kids. The big story this morning is mass organized terrorism in Philadelphia over the sane decision to drop murder charges for a cop who shot and killed some scumbag who pulled a knife on him during a routine traffic stop. That of course is not the real heart of the story. That is…
The Morning Rant:
Race baiting has become ubiquitous…so much so that it seems to be click-bait more than anything even remotely substantive. And the most integrated part of our country…sports…isn’t immune to it. Wait…did I say “integrated?” Whoops! That’s not correct. Whites and Asians are woefully underrepresented in some professional sports, and yet there is no national conversation…
The Morning Report 9/26/23
Good morning, kids. To butcher the immortal words of Elvis Presley, Canada is now “a hunka-hunka burnin’ . . . ” something or other. Emphasis on “Hunka.” Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has been heralded as this century’s Winston Churchill: the brave leader of a nation fighting for freedom against a tyrannical, fascist foe. This makes it…
The Morning Report 9/25/23
Good morning, kids. Today is Yom Kippur, the day of atonement and the most solemn on the Jewish calendar. Rather ironic considering the world of sin, corruption and depravity that is rapidly turning this nation into the roadshow production of Sodom & Gommorah. So, the knives are out for Bob Menendez who in his own…







