Author: J.J. Sefton

Good morning, kids. With Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ having a brain that’s just that, and between the massive doses of cholinesterase inhibitors, adderall and kaopectate with viagra and teeny-bopper hair scent, he doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going. Now, with the justified (and in my opinion mild), backlash for his, or his handlers’, defiling of…

Good morning, kids. You’d think the stories over this weekend were just one big April Fool’s joke, and if you are of a certain age and more crucially of a certain mindset – that is, sane – the headlines would certainly come across that way. But, they’re not. And not just from this past weekend but really…

A good Good Friday morning, kids. I’ll try to keep this brief as I have an early doctor’s appointment. On the next episode of the podcast, which has yet to post, (keep checking the sidebar) CBD and I discussed Trump (what a surprise, eh?) and what really are his chances this November. Over the past…

Good morning, kids. The loud, incessant geschrei following the hiring and almost-immediate firing of former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel by NBC in the grand scheme of things is not so much important as it is quite instructive. For one thing, it seems to have deflected quite a bit of the spotlight that was shining on the disaster…

Good morning, kids. Could there possibly be a more appropriate metaphor for the state of this nation than what happened yesterday morning in Baltimore? And of course, the cherry on the parfait of flaming horse dung – a sack of which evidently was deposited on the doorstep of Jake Sullivan and is being investigated by the…

Good morning, kids. Breaking news this morning is that a cargo ship slammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge which crosses Baltimore harbor, resulting in a total collapse of the structure. Absolutely horrific: A mass casualty event has been declared after a bridge in Baltimore, Md., was struck by a container ship Tuesday morning. Horror footage…

Good morning, kids. Late on Friday, ISIS or an ISIS offshoot went on a sadistic rampage inside a suburban Moscow concert hall and slaughtered 137 people. Meh, screw the ISIS/ISIS offshoot descriptors and call them for who and what they are: MUSLIMS. And not extremists, either. The cold, hard truth is that those who slaughter “infidels”…

Good morning, kids. On the heels of Schemer Schumer and Schiff-for-Brains stapling their foreskins on inside out, Dick “Turdbin” Durbin – who (along with Bernie Sandersnista) has yet to be called to account for his close association with James Hodgkinson, a near mass-assassin who almost wiped out a group of unarmed GOP congressman at a…

Good morning, kids. I wanted to hit on this last week but so many other stories were breaking that yet again, it’s something that got lost in the sauce. Yet it still deserves to get attention. Fitting that it involves a moral and ethical midget, George Stephanopoulos, who sank to a depth that makes the…

Good morning, kids. Schizophrenia seems to be the order of the day on a number of fronts. Let’s begin with our completely non-existent border, where the result of its intentional erasure by the Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants junta have been an abject bloodbath – BLOODBATH!!! – suffered by the American people. Mercifully, the Supreme Court has allowed Texas…