Good morning, kids. First, a big thanks to Mis Hum for filling in yesterday. Not going to go into detail about my situation except to say that I’m neither better nor worse than before the consult. In the coming weeks, I might be absent for a few days here and there, hopefully no longer than…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 4/23/24
Good morning, kids. Aside from being absolutely sickened to my stomach by the rabid, nearly and actually violent Jew-hatred that has exploded across college campuses and beyond in the wake of the 10/7 attack on Israel, it’s stunning to me how so many people, most dishearteningly my fellow Jews, are shocked – SHOCKED! – at…
The Morning Report 4/22/24
Good erev Pesach morning, kids. Passover eve, for those not of the Tribe. What an ironically appropriate holiday for all of us, all things considered. But, it’s also Earth Day! So happy Earth day, or more accurately happy Brutally-murder-and-compost-your-girlfriend-then-flee-to-France-for-23-years Day! Speaking of compost, I give you a batch of it to start off the week, either with a laugh or…
The Morning Report 4/19/24
Good morning, kids. Were it not for the fact that Israel evidently launched what it describes as “limited” yet by most reports pretty sharp retaliatory strikes on Iran – that is directly and overtly on Iranian territory by IDF assets, not merely suspected covert Mossad assassinations or sabotage – you would not know (if you…
The Morning Report 4/18/24
Good morning, kids. Let me just get this off my chest. Me calling Malig-Nancy Pelosi a warped, venal C-U-Next-Tuesday is, to swipe part of Martin Sheen’s dialogue from Apocalypse Now! “like handing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500.” Her nakedly prevaricated words in supposed defense of Israel slid off one side of her halitosis-tinged forked tongue while…
The Morning Report 4/17/24
Good morning, kids. A couple of under-the-radar stories that despite on the surface could be taken as good news items nevertheless underscore the ideologically-driven incompetence and lust for absolute power of the anti-American Democrat-Left that don’t necessarily fill me with strength and confidence. First, yet another story that tells us that the push for EVs…
The Morning Report 4/16/24
Good morning, kids. It’s obvious, as well as beyond insane, that whoever the puppet-master(s) pulling the strings of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants is (or are) are willing to touch off a conflict that could quickly escalate into World War 3 just because they fear Donald Trump will actually beat the cheat that for sure is in place…
The Morning Report 4/15/24
Good morning, kids. It’s good to be back in the blue room! No, you have not taken leave of your senses. It is indeed me, your personal envoy of gloom, doom, destruction, madness, meshugas and snark in the flesh, more or less. I’ll give you a personal update at the end of the editorial but…
“Stepping Away” The Morning Report 4/4/24
In light of a medical situation back in February that I had hinted at, you may have wondered about yesterday’s Morning Report and connected the dots. Unfortunately, your instincts are correct. After suffering some sort of seizure back in February, while the initial MRI and spinal tap showed nothing, a subsequent MRI this past Friday…
The Morning Report 4/3/24
Good morning, kids. I can see already that it’s going to be one of those days. No editorial but links below. ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY ISRAEL AT WAR * * * * * OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM “BIDEN BORDER BLOODBATH,” AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS & DEMENTIA WATCH SHAMPEACHMENT 1.0,…








