Good morning, kids. Very early appointment this morning so I’ll keep it short. The first of the two big stories is Speaker Mike Johnson, who is turning into the Paul Ryan of Kevin McCarthys, gets to keep his speakership mostly because the Democrats have turned him into the Joe Biden of Nancy Pelosis. Eleven Republicans in…
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The Morning Report 5/8/24
Good morning, kids. On a positive note, Judge Aileen Cannon, who is presiding over the Trump documents case has indefinitely suspended the proceedings. U.S. District Judge Aileen M. Cannon ruled on Tuesday that former President Donald Trump’s classified documents trial is indefinitely postponed because of legal issues and deadlines involving the use of classified evidence at…
The Morning Report 4/7/24
Good morning, kids. Joe Biden has full-blown dementia. Yet, speaking of full and blown, what in the actual hell is Chlamydia Harris’ excuse? “Madam [fake] Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal…” the reporter began. “Shrimp and grits. Is that what you wanted to know?” Harris said. Hamas, a U.S.-designated Islamic terror organization, announced on Monday…
The Morning Report 5/6/24
Good morning, kids. Yesterday was “Yom Ha’Shoah,” or Holocaust Remembrance Day. Considering the times in which we live and what’s going on not only in Israel but all over the world and right here in our own country, the timing is perfect. The Einzatz-groupies who mindlessly ululate with orgasmic glee at the events of October 7th, the…
The Morning Report 5/3/24
Good morning, kids. It certainly looks as if Netanyahu has indeed had enough of Biden, Blinken and the jug-eared dog-eating closet queen from Kalorama and has told them to go piss up a rope insofar as an insane ceasefire. Considering the mass slaughter and savagery perpetrated by these subhuman Islamic monsters and the fact that…
The Morning Report 5/2/24
Good morning, kids. “All enemies, foreign and domestic.” Boy have we got them. In spades. I would say that ironically, the coordinated fake campus “protests” which are completely bought and paid for organized pogroms/riots ostensibly to distract the electorate from the abject disaster that has been the Biden junta, but likely just plain old Jew-…
The Morning Report 5/1/24
Good morning, kids. So, the ransacking of Columbia University by mobs of rabid, brainwashed, bloodthirsty America-haters and Jew-haters I guess was a bridge too far for the powers that be. No, not the murderous incitements of in-your-face Jew-hatred and America hatred, but that normal, average, sane Americans watching it would not be convinced that it was kids…
The Morning Report 4/30/24
Good morning, kids. Back in the spring of 1978, during my freshman year at Brooklyn College, a couple dozen black and Puerto Rican students led by one “professor” Richie Perez stormed Whitehead Hall, kicked out teachers and students from their classrooms, and barricaded themselves inside. IIRC, It was ostensibly to protest cuts in the budget…
The Morning Report 4/29/24
Good morning, kids. You know everything is upside down when John Fetterman of all people turns out to be a voice of reason. Well, sometimes situations such as we find ourselves yield the occasional positive, if not head-shakingly bizarre result. “It’s a great American value to protest, but I don’t believe living in a pup tent…
The Morning Report 4/26/24
Good morning, kids. Much like George Jetson had a collapsible flying car in a suitcase, Harvey Weinstein, had a collapsible Posturepedic in his back pocket, and whipped it out con gusto to threaten career death to female starlets unless they gobbled his pockmarked johnson. Yet, he had his 2020 rape conviction tossed by the NY State…









