The Morning Report 3/27/24

Good morning, kids. Could there possibly be a more appropriate metaphor for the state of this nation than what...

The Morning Report 3/26/24

Good morning, kids. Breaking news this morning is that a cargo ship slammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge...

The Morning Report 3/21/24

Good morning, kids. I wanted to hit on this last week but so many other stories were breaking that...

The Morning Report 3/14/24

Good morning, kids. The ideologically-driven abject incompetence of Foggy Bottom combined with the dementia-fueled incontinence of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants...

The Morning Report 3/11/24

Good morning, kids. Once again, it’s a link-a-palooza to start off the week. While Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and whoever...

The Morning Report 3/1/24

Good morning, kids. On a positive note, Black History Month is over and perhaps it’s just me but I...

The Morning Report 2/28/24

Good morning, kids. There are people who get it, and then there are people who get it. One of them happens...

The Morning Report 2/23/24

Good morning, kids. Yet more banana republic bullshit this morning. Despite the fact that journalism today is regarded as...

The Morning Report 2/21/24

Good morning, kids. The political landscape is so utterly paradoxical, and yet it scares the living shit out of...

The Morning Report 2/20/24

Good morning, kids. Yesterday, it went almost without notice that the man behind the Golden EIB microphone, Rush Hudson Limbaugh...