The Morning Report – 1/23/23

Good morning kids. So, I guess the supposition that Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ chief of staff, and longtime Biden crime...

The Morning Report – 1/19/23

Good morning kids. So, Jacinda Ardern, the grim, anorectic poster-face of 21st century tyranny disguised as compassionate, enlightened governance...

The Morning Report 1/18/23

Good morning kids. So, it seems as if the most popular, if not plausible, explanation for the explosion of...

The Morning Report 1/17/23

Good morning kids. While many are still focused on the internecine struggles of the GOP, how it plays out...

The Morning Report 1/16/23

Good morning kids. Well, things have gotten so bad for old Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants – by bad I mean...

The Morning Report 1/13/23

Good morning kids. Friday, and as a reminder, triskaidekaphobia is not the fear of a 13-sided cracker. Now to...

The Morning Report 1/12/23

Good morning, kids. When we first learned that as VP and Head Fucker-Upper for Barack Obama, Joe Biden had...

The Morning Report 1/11/23

Good morning, kids. What’s with all the hoopla over the Kevin McLuntz-controlled House passing a bill on Day One...