Good morning, kids. I don’t know the exact quote (and it’s too late to find it), but I believe it was from Admiral William F. Bull Halsey who said something to the effect that “It’s the side that makes the fewest mistakes that comes out on top in a war.” When it comes to the complete…
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The Morning Report 2/1/24
Good morning, kids. February already? Time flies when you’re having Armageddon. As is almost always the case these days, with the erased border along with Israel and Iran the top stories, there are a number of others of similar import that I shall endeavor to get to, lest they get lost in the sauce. But…
The Morning Report 1/31/24
Good morning, kids. This bastard. This filthy, criminal, amoral, scumbag of a BASTARD: On the latest episode of the podcast, CBD admonished me for not recognizing that the Kalorama Klown Komintern of Obama, Jarrett, Rice and who the hell knows who else are the ones really in charge which I thought goes without saying and funny enough…
The Morning Report 1/30/24
Good morning, kids. I didn’t intend to lead off with Joy Reid, the shrieking knockwurst with more ghastly repurposed merkins on her head than Sy Sperling and the Istanbul rug bazaar combined, dropping an F-bomb on her nightly 30 minutes of hate on MSNSDAP, but my muse takes me where it wants to go. Reid was trying to…
The Morning Report 1/29/24
Good morning, kids. What a difference four years makes. Almost to the day, Qassam Soleimani, the Iranian equivalent of Heinrich Himmler in terms of power and influence in that regime as well as the chief architect and implementer of global terrorism was taken out by a strike ordered by President Trump. Before that, Trump had…
The Morning Report 1/26/24
Good morning, kids. While the situation at the border may very well be or at least has the potential to be the black swan event that changes the course of history (for better or God-forbid worse), there is absolutely no doubt that not only is the border catastrophe the central issue of the 2024 election, but that…
The Morning Report 1/25/24
Good morning, kids. We’ll start of with the most laughable comment/emetic of the day and it comes from the filthy sewer of one of the worst individuals of this nation, Malig-Nancy Pelosi. Get this: “First of all, [Donald Trump] has a cognitive disorder. It wasn’t that he just had a slip of the tongue of using…
The Morning Report 1/24/24
Good morning, kids. Despite Fox News calling the race for Nikki Haley a wee bit early (three weeks ago), Donald Trump cruised to an easy victory. Even the approximately 55%-45% total, which in and of itself is indicative of a clear, impressive win is deceptive, as per XiNN exit polling 70% of those who voted for…
The Morning Report 1/23/24
Good morning, kids. So, Nikki Haley won Dixville Notch, NH at midnight. That’s it folks. All over by the shouting. Might as well not even have a convention and just proclaim her the nominee. What a farce. Not even so much something that’s the moral equivalent of throwing out a first pitch at the World…
The Morning Report 1/22/24
Good morning, kids. Well, Ron DeSantis has bowed out of the race gracefully and even endorsed Donald Trump. That leaves one little Indian, literally, left standing and we’ll get to her in a moment. It’s quite telling that DeSantis’ striking a conciliatory tone stands in stark contrast to his boosters: It’s quite telling that his…









