Good morning, kids. Incitatus, the horse that Caligula made a Roman Senator, just whinnied from the great beyond to say “Whoa!” I think the fact that I’m not necessarily surprised nor shocked that an aide to Democrat Senator Ben (now Ben-Dover) Cardin was caught in a Senate hearing room filming himself getting rogered up the sigmoid by…
The Intransigence Of The “Palestinian” Arabs Is the Only Thing That Has Prevented Their Own State, And Now It Is Too Late
The concept that the Arabs living in the West Bank and Gaza deserve autonomy in their own governance, much less a state of their own, was shown on October 7th to be ridiculous. And even after two months of of pummeling by the Israeli military, support for Hamas and their subhuman brand of terrorism is…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Season 6, Episode 3
The Heartland Institute‘s Jim Lakely joins us to discuss the shocking results of one of the most important polls in recent memory, where 20% of voters admit to committing election fraud, as well as a frightening number of people look to severely punish Trump and real journalists for merely stating their opinions about the results…
The Morning Report 12/15/23
Good morning, kids. Sad news, everyone. Hasan Bitmez, the Turkish MP who shrieked at his false god in attacking Israel, “you will not escape the wrath of Allah!” did not escape the wrath of actual, real God. Seems he did not survive the massive heart attack after uttering those famous last words and is now roasting somewhere…
The Morning Rant: Is Washington As Stupid As California?
Washington is challenging California (the perennial winner of the Lunatic State award) for top spot on the list of the stupidest, most freedom-stealing states in the union. From selective enforcement of laws against violent crime, onerous gun control, forced conversion of children into the Sustainable Organic Church of The Carbon Apocalypse, celebration of every psychiatric…
The Morning Report 12/14/23
Good morning, kids. Considering what happened to that Turkish MP who invoked the wrath of God for taking His will in vain, (he has reportedly died!) degenerate fish-eyed oaf Jamie Raskin, who is battling cancer (or vice versa) better watch his mouth, and the filthy lies that slide off his corkscrew of a tongue. “They got…
The Morning Report 12/13/23
Good morning, kids. Here’s a little something to warm the cockles of your heart, or other part of your anatomy that has cockles. I’m not the most religious nor certainly the most pious man in the world (although unlike diversity hire “Jew” Doug the Slug Emhoff, I do know the story and meaning of Hanukkah),…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Season 6, Episode 2
CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: The firing of U-Penn’s Liz Magill and the circling the wagons around Harvard’s idiot diversity hire president Claudine Gay using “free speech” as cover for calls of Jewish genocide, Israel on the cusp of victory in Gaza and the question of the aftermath, will Jack Smith convince SCOTUS to strip…
The Morning Rant: California…A Study In Stupid
It’s difficult to take California seriously as anything other than an unlimited source of ridiculous, freedom-robbing government action. But this one may be the pinnacle of the stupid, authoritarian, post-modern, woke foolishness that oozes from Sacramento. But it is also a cautionary tale of what may very well be coming down the pike for the…
The Morning Report 12/12/23
Good morning, kids. It’s all just projection and hypocrisy when you get right down to it, and on such a massive level that you alternately roll on the floor and laugh your ass off before rage-stroking in paroxysms of obscenities. I mean, among several kangaroo court show trials, former President Trump is in the dock…




