Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the breaking news is that evidently Cuck Schemer and Malig-Nancy Pelosi have caved and are going to support a $2 Trillion relief package crafted in the Senate late last night. I will assume some pork is in there but at least it’s not the whole Leftist hog. The Dow already…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 3/24/20
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and I am here to warn you that there is a deadly disease that is afflicting this nation. It’s eating at the vitals, to paraphrase Lincoln; a cancer that has metastasized for decades that is on the verge of destroying every man, woman and child unless the most radical and drastic measures…
The Morning Report 3/23/20
Good morning, kids. A new week and the nation remains in a bizarre state of limbo courtesy of the Chinese communists who inflicted, unwittingly or otherwise, a viral contagion upon us and the world. As a New York City resident, I’ve always wished I didn’t have to endure the incessant din of street noise, traffic…
The Morning Report 3/20/20
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and I’ve become almost numb to the madness brought about by the Chinese Communist Lung March Yellow Peril. That said, while I am heartened by some of the news coming from the President and his team, or at least desperate to be heartened by even some glimmer of…
The Morning Report 3/19/20
Good morning, kids. Thursday and for me as each day passes, the more the pain and suffering from the societal, economic and governmental reaction to the “Shy Knees (SWIDT?) Boo-Boo Oopsie” eclipses the actual physical pain, suffering and death by the virus itself, the more I am convinced that this entire thing is a completely…
The Morning Report 3/18/20
Good morning, kids. Midweek and plague madness continues. Case in point, you’d think that the morning after the market jumps over 1,000 points I’d be doing cartwheels, but instead I’m dreading the opening bell because more than likely it will herald a 2,000-point nosedive. In any case, the media-fueled panic over the Chinese coronavirus is…
The Morning Report 3/17/20
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and I’m not going to lie to you. I haven’t felt this miserable since the rhetorical boot to the groin on Election Day 2008 followed by the stomp on the head exactly four years later. The Dow Jones dropped almost 3,000 points yesterday in its greatest single day loss ever, and…
The Morning Report 3/16/20
Good morning, kids. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride this week and probably for the next month or so. The Chinese Coronavirus, Oriental Plague, Yellow Fever International Silver String Submarine Band is now spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of panic. The thrill of short selling, the agony…
The Morning Report 3/13/20
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here, thank goodness. The absolute panic and overreaction to this Chinese coronavirus, which by the way sprang and spread from China, continues to just swamp everything. While the headlines from a media that is provably virtually 100% dishonest and dangerous continue to alarm the public with which celebrity or…
The Morning Report 3/12/20
Good morning, kids. Thursday and the top story is panic, fear and hatred, and not necessarily over something that is biological in nature, that is the Chinese Oriental Yellow Peril Flu, Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings. Last night, President Trump addressed the nation to both announce immediate, specific and targeted actions to mitigate the impact…









