Good morning kids. Wednesday and despite the fact that I did not think, or at least prayed, that things could not get any worse for the life of this nation, it seems as if I was whistling past the mass graveyard. The Democrats have crossed one big-ass Rubicon yesterday when Nancy “Palsi” Pelosi gave in…
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The Morning Report 9/24/19
Good morning kids. Tuesday and both the latest attempt to take down President Trump and the ongoing stench stemming out of the original Clinton/Obama coup attempt top the headlines. Based on an alleged “whistleblower’s” testimony about the President colluding (there’s that word again) with the Ukrainians to go after Bidet and his staggering failure-of-a-doofus progeny,…
The Morning Report 9/23/19
Good morning kids. Another week and yet another phony scandal-bigger-than-Watergate with which the Democrat-Left-Media Complex hopes to eject President Trump from power. Bug-eyed booger-eater Adam Schiff-for-Brains is cocksure that this time he has got Trump exactly where he wants him. And yet again, as he plummets off the top of El Capitan holding 10 sticks…
The Morning Report 9/20/19
Good morning kids. The weekend is here so let’s just dive right in. Nothing really new in the NY Times’ orchestrated smear campaign to both oust Justice Kavanaugh and implicitly threaten the entire judiciary. There is this outstanding expose by the invaluable Discover the Networks website on the revolting Maizie Hirohito, the daughter of a cheap Yokohama child-pimp…
The Morning Report 9/19/19
Good morning kids. Before we begin the daily dumpster dive, a point of personal privilege if you will in marking the third anniversary of this column. A big thanks to Ace for allowing me to do this, to the Cobs for their support and encouragement and to all of you commenters for your daily birthday…
The Morning Report 9/18/19
Good morning kids. Midweek and all I can say is, I like the cut of this Corey Lewandowski fellow’s jib, and wonder if he has a newsletter. The former campaign manager for President Trump was hauled before Jerry Nadler and the House Judiciary Committee, for the third time, for absolutely no reason other than to…
The Morning Report 9/17/19
Good morning kids. Tuesday and the fallout from the now completely debunked smear round two of Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh continues. The salient point made by Rush Limbaugh yesterday and underscored by David Harsanyi in the links below is that, to paraphrase and combine the two, the revelation that the NY Times smeared Kavanaugh and now hangs…
The Morning Report 9/16/19
Good morning kids. Let me start off a new week by stating I am so sick and fucking tired of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex. I mean, Brett Kavanaugh? Supreme Court JusticeBrett Kavanaugh? Again? Really? Just go fuck yourselves. I guess I could end my column right there and be done with it but there’s a lot going…
The Morning Report 9/13/19
Good morning kids. Triscuit-deck-o-phobia, the fear of a 13-sided cracker strikes again as the weekend is upon us. The big story is not necessarily the Democrat freak show last night in Houston, but the overarching theme is to vote Democrat, Socialist, Progressive, Leftist or whatever you want to label that party and movement is to…
The Morning Report 9/12/19
Good morning kids. Thursday so let’s jump on in. The big story is at the border where in the heels of yesterday’s Ninth Circuit smack-down for what I believe is the second time of hack-in-black Jon Tigar, SCOTUS has handed the administration a significant win in allowing the President to broadly enforce asylum limits. This…









