Ah yes…The Ministry of Truth! Rumor has it that one of the censors is named Winston Smith, and some fellow named O’Brien has been skulking about. This is nothing more than 1984 with modern technology! But instead of merely rewriting the historical record to conform to their current orthodoxy (pro-immigrant, pro-vaccine, pro-Ukraine, pro-big-government, pro-LGBT, anti-everything…
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The Morning Report 2/14/23
Good morning kids. Considering the disasters, foreign and domestic, falling all around the tyrannical clowns of the Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Junta, but landing mostly on our heads, I have the actual solution. No, encouraging them to stick their heads in a gas oven before they abolish it (and the gas) is for afterwards. The solution is do everything…
The Morning Report 2/13/23
Good morning kids. So, there was evidently some big game yesterday to which my give-a-shitometer registered somewhere between flatline and fuck-all. If it meant something to you, either congratulations or go overturn another car. Back here on Planet Looney-Bin, also known as the former United States of America and the civilized world, yet more Red…
The Morning Report 2/10/23
Good morning kids. After both Ace and I reported and commented on the blockbuster (yet given the times we live in unsurprising) allegations from Seymour Hersh that the US military at the behest of those pulling Joe Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ strings committed an act of war against the Russian Federation by sabotaging the NordStream pipeline, many…
The Morning Rant
Ticket scalping is an artifact of a pre-electronic age. But if you believe the music “artists” and their pet ticket seller (Ticketmaster), the only way to manage the issue is to transfer the outrageous profit of the secondary market to the artists themselves! Huh? I can think of several ways to prevent a secondary market,…
The Morning Report 2/9/23
Good morning kids. Before getting into the main event, I give you your combination comedy relief/emetic for the day. Dig this: Fox News: Sen. John Fetterman Hospitalized After “Feeling Lightheaded” at Senate Democrat Retreat – Sen. Fetterman’s hospitalization does not appear to be related to his previous stroke, his office said. John Fetterman “feeling lightheaded.”…
The Morning Report 2/8/23
Good morning kids. Time is a funny thing. Three years can feel like the blink of an eye or as long ago as a distant memory. The mood of the nation, at least those of us who have a love for this nation and what it once stood for, was diametrically opposite of what it…
The Morning Rant
The Woke curriculum that is pushing out classical education is going to be the death of traditional academia in America. Add to it the ferocious censorship of anything remotely resembling heterogeneity of thought, and in many cases actual violence in response to any expression of political or social philosophy that does not embrace a ridiculous…
The Morning Report 2/7/23
Good morning kids. If you want to know just how low this junta will stoop to deceive and to demean us, here’s a prime example. In preparation for President Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union (SOTU) address, security fences have been erected around the perimeter of the U.S. Capitol building, a practice that has become…
The Morning Report – 2/6/23
Good morning kids. So, tomorrow’s State of the Union speech, if it isn’t some sort of deep fake Max Headroom AI version of Sponge-Brain Shit’s Pants in front of Congress, is sure to feature two themes: Donald Trump and anyone who voted for him is evil and a cancer to be eradicated, and the Chinese…