The Morning Report 3/11/20

Good morning, kids. Midweek and we’ll get to “Not-So-Ancient Chinese Secret” in a moment. Topping the news are the...

The Morning Report 3/10/20

Good morning, kids. Tuesday and the interrelated stories of the coronavirus, the stock market continuing to crash and politics...

The Morning Report 3/9/20

Good morning, kids. Start of a new week, minus an hour thanks to this daylight savings nonsense. In any...

The Morning Report 3/6/20

Good morning, kids. Friday, and the fallout over Senator Chuck “Kid Twist” Schemer’s very public and open threat of violence against...

The Morning Report 2/5/20

Good morning, kids. Thursday and I’m not even into the first sentence and my blood is already boiling over...

The Morning Report 3/4/20

ood morning, kids. As the late great Tom Carvel once intoned, “Wednesday is Sundae!” But for Joey Brain-Bleed, Super...

The Morning Report 3/3/20

Good morning, kids. It’s Tuesday, and Super Tuesday to be precise. 14 states are holding primaries, including the nation’s...

The Morning Report 3/2/20

Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and of course the panic-cum-Democrat-pimped-Trump-kryptonite that is the coronavirus outbreak tops...

The Morning Report 2/28/20

Good morning, kids. The weekend is here, and thank the Lord for that. While the coronavirus and its spreading...