The Morning Report 1/20/20

Good morning kids. Start of a new week and a Monday holiday honoring Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. The irony there is positively shattering considering the Left considers meritocracy evil and victimization the holy of holies. After Christopher Columbus and Robert E. Lee, I expect the re-re-naming of all those MLK Jr. Boulevards should be the next priority in the airbrushing of history, but I digress.

The big news items for today are the sham-peachment trial slated to commence tomorrow and today’s pro-second amendment rally in Richmond, VA. More on that in a bit, but first to the main event. As the Democrats get set for a Hail Mary pass involving this Lev Parnas fabulist, and the RINO traitors have effectively blocked their own party from voting for an immediate dismissal of the case, the laconic, be-jowled Mitch McConnell has seemingly outmaneuvered the Democrats yet again:

… In other words, the big picture here is that it seems as though the Senate will move forward with an actual trial – details on a number of fronts on that as of yet to be determined – but that there will be one thing that is clear: If Schiff or the Democrats try anything untoward like they did in the House, the president and the Senate have the option to shut the whole thing down and blow it all up on them. That means Republicans hold the upper hand, and should things get crazy – while there are not currently enough votes to dismiss the trial or outright off the bat acquit Trump – after Democrat partisan gamesmanship there likely would be enough votes to dismiss the whole thing. Bad behavior, in a partisan way, from people such as Schiff and Nadler and other Democrats could drive more Republicans toward the motion to dismiss – the kill switch – if that ever becomes necessary.

McConnell, who a losing GOP primary candidate in West Virginia once derisively nicknamed “Cocaine Mitch’ – a nickname he’s since embraced as indicative of his tough persona – has a history of outsmarting Democrats in the Senate. Most notably, McConnell beat them when they tried in late 2018 to tank the Supreme Court confirmation of now Justice Brett Kavanaugh. McConnell has had many other such end-run victories around the Democrats, and sources close to him expect this Senate impeachment trial will be no different…

Along with Cocaine Mitch, much of the credit for the verbiage that the Dems signed onto rests with freshman Senator Josh Hawley. Despite Missouri and the rest of the nation being forced to endure the execrable Claire McAssKill because of idiot candidates like Todd Akin, Josh Hawley is turning into a champ, both with this and on other issues including reining in the beast of Big Brother Tech. Circling back, the senator from the twin states of Jekyll & Hyde, Rand Paul, is absolutely dead on about the defense being able to call any witnesses it wants – including Hunter Bribem and others that the Dems are desperate to hide. And now, Cocaine Mitch has maneuvered the Dems into a prime position to step on a rake yet again. We’ll see how this plays out.

Elsewhere, famed liberal legal eagle Alan Dershowitz has joined the Trump defense team, this Lev Parnas is turning into Michael Cohen 2, Pressure-to-Bear-False-Witness Boogaloo and this latest “bombshell” will no doubt explode in the Democrats’ collective face in the coming few days (G-d forbid this crap drags on into weeks), the Dems are also screaming about some alleged new evidence suggesting that Trump saboteur Masha Potatovich might have been spied upon, which is risibly chutzpa-critical considering what Trump and his team have endured for years now, Rudy is eager to take the witness stand though, despite his legal pedigree, I have my misgivings, Palsi Von Poligrip who claims to be in a somber, almost religious state of grace over the impeachment, showed just how sad she was by yucking it up with Ann Coulter’s ex-midget wrestler Bill Maher, Lindsey Graham blasted Palsi over her transparent fraud, Teh Ted got in on the act with a trolling, Maxine Mikvah Waters reiterated that the political pogrom against our President will last forever, and at this stage, all I want for my life to be complete is to hurl a flaming sack of horse manure in Schiff-for-Brains’ vile visage. 

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

SECOND AMENDMENT

Richmond, Virginia becomes a potential flashpoint today as a mass protest against the anti-Constitutional gun-grabbing laws passed by that state, championed by Governor Coonman Mammy Baby-Crusher is slated to take place at the state capital. The aforementioned Poor-Man’s Jolson declared a patently phony state of emergency to short circuit the citizens’ right to bear arms at the rally, as well as restricted access and egress to and from the site to such an extent as to make potential violence, bloodshed and mass arrests inevitable. Since Democrat-affiliated and supported Antifarian goons are expected to be there to counter-protest – that is, bash heads with bike-locks, bats and crowbars or perhaps pull a James Hodgkinson – the propagandists will have a field day blaming Trump, conservatives and white people for the mayhem. If you or anyone you know is attending, please be vigilant. I would suggest even staying well outside the grounds so you don’t get Admiral Akbar’d, which is what they want. Other than that, Michelito Bloomberg had the gall to criticize the man who prevented a massacre because he was armed in church. Funny how for someone so miniscule to have such a titanic blowhole above his chin. 

CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

Rod Rosenpenis tells court he approved of releasing the damning StrokeMe/Gumsy text messages which included the one about the “insurance policy,” and Sidney Powell claiming she has a witness to the exculpatory evidence that the FBI had about Michael Flynn but never released in order to hang him. Dissolve the FBI.

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM

I know the National Review is a worthless “con”-servative rag but this is just too much.

JOE BRIBEM, HUNTER BRIBEM UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS

We really do have two separate justice systems; them and the rest of us. Will the Bribems ever swing for their crimes? Doubt it. But it’s out in the open now, all because we elected Trump.

DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS

Some think Arkancide may be apocryphal but she and Obama all but pulled the trigger on the Benghazi four, Joe Bribem, who was best friends with four diehard Dixiecrats has the unmitigated temerity to spew this and in front of a black congregation no less; shame on the congregants for not tossing his ass out of the church, more unsurprising yet no less revolting revelations about who and what Bernie and his supporters are, David Brock damns dark money… after raking in as much as he can, they’re from the government and they’re here to help; mostly themselves via raging incompetence and graft in Democrat-run Puerto Rico, and more Democrat hypocrisy, but I repeat myself, with Maine Pain Collins’ challenger.

AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY

ICE feud with insurrectionist NYC heats up, Guatemala not playing games anymore with Hondurans passing through trying to get to the US, neither is Mexico, Congress sits on the hands in all of this, the illegal caravaneers are hoping for a Trump loss in November, the wages of Cuomo’s bail law and coddling of illegal aliens strike again, and the animal who butchered Mollie Tibbets is sticking to his, that is his lawyer’s, story.

POLITICS

Who says the Oklahoma land crab isn’t funny, well she is a serial liar and that just leads to all kinds of unintentional yuks, a trio of Trump triumphs in the polls including an interesting anecdote about who attended his Milwaukee rally, the Sandersnistas threaten to stay at home if Bribem gets the nod; but how can they set Milwaukee on fire from momma’s basement? Also, Bribem still polling well and Sandersnista rises as Fauxca-Has-Been sinks, Roger Kimball on the Democrats’ self-immolation, an essay on how Trump can really boost American Black support, Iraqi refugee gunning for Bro-Fo Omar/Nur, with Liz Cheney staying in the House, an opening possibly for Foster Friess, Leftist utopia is a living hell and Victor Davis Hanson predicts the Dems will skewer themselves with impeachment and everything else come November.

FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH 

Devin Nunes rips CNN for stonewalling in his defamation suit, the Slimes sets precedent by endorsing two Dem dames, the nuns return to SCOTUS to continue the fight against ObamaCare, something about a toothbrush and Fareed Zakaria too stupid to screen his guests.

ABORTION

Agreed.

IRAN TENSIONS, INTERNAL UNREST

The downing of the Ukraine airliner in Baghdad in context to the doomed 1983 KAL 007 flight, and how the press rushed to blame America first in both cases.

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

Tehran losing control in Lebanon, Trump comments on NorK nuke negotiations, Ikeelyou-uber-alles, and Sweden buries head in sand before getting it lopped off.

DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

Compare and contrast Doris Miller with Harvey Milk.

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

Robert Spencer with another obituary of the Britain formerly known as Great.

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

Trump continues with the winning while the Left wants all of us herded into mass metropolitan gulags. For our own good, of course…

THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Trump will go down as the greatest president of the past 50 to 100 years and even a wealth tax theorist dumps cold crab salad on Fauxca-Has-Been’s scheme.

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY

Two Honolulu cops gunned down and Long Island Dems may feel voters wrath over the disastrous bail reform bill. But, progress!

EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION

Northwestern votes to hold tongues over that tiger, a look at the real reasons kids do mass shootings at school (hint: Leftist social policy), and the last title says it all.

RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

Tubby Riefenstahl pinched with Joaquin Phoenix, a look at climate history, after the sham of Davos vis a vis green madness, and John Q. Sack really clueless.

ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY

Our intrepid science reporter looks in depth at Space X’s Crew Dragon and what it portends, and that could lead to what the second link is talking about.

FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

Women’s March goes from hot flash to dried flesh, and pronoun trouble in Colorado.

CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

Sabo slams Princess Farkle and the Farkle Family, Amity Shlaes slays Great Society, Christian Toto slams this Klepper comedian, George Zimmerman on how Richard Jewell hits close to home, and on this birthday of Dr. King, a comparison of his views and Frederick Douglass’ on “social justice.”

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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