Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and of course the Russian invasion and attempt to conquer Ukraine (yet again) enters its 12th day. It’s incredible to witness how miscalculation and blunder on all sides of this issue have gotten us to this point. For sure, it was the perceived green light given to…
Month: March 2022
The Morning Report 3/4/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and things are getting hot in the Ukraine — literally. A fire broke out at the Zaporizhzhia power plant in Ukraine as Russian forces bombard the facility, leading Ukrainian officials to claim that the threat is “10 times larger than Chernobyl.” “Russian army is firing from all sides…
The Morning Rant
The data are stark: “sex change” surgery leads to awful outcomes. The victims of these surgeries attempt suicide at an absolutely appalling rate. There are no other body dysmorphic disorder issues that are celebrated by a certain small and deeply deluded facet of society. A teenaged girl who looks in the mirror and sees a…
The Morning Report 3/3/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and while Joey Soft-Serve has the intellectual agility of a geoduck with final stage syphilis, I’m beginning to suspect that Sean Hannity must be jealous. While Biden’s #1 idiot status can’t be topped because of his 50-year record of being spectacularly wrong about every major policy issue and on top of…
The Morning Report 3/2/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and after enduring last night’s torture session masquerading as a State of the Union address, when you look at the real state of not just the nation (there is no “union” to speak of in any way, shape or form) and the world in general, I’ve come to the conclusion that…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Episode 12
Putin lays a pisanki, US fossil fuel kneecapping, will Biden soil himself at SOTU address, Iran deal & environmentalists, Gary Brooker RIP, SOTU “insurrection” theatrics.
The Morning Rant
The optics of a failed administration! Building a fence around the Capitol building to prevent incursions by…um…who exactly? We know that if they had intel about an Antifa or BLM action that it would be pure street theater that had been planned to deliver some message but do nothing substantive. So we are left with…
The Morning Report 3/1/22
Good morning, kids. March. Already? Putin evidently is ramping up his assault on Kyiv with a reportedly 40-mile long armored column driving on the city even as we speak. I thought Zelensky would’ve been crying “uncle” after the first 48 hours but we’re now six days into this thing and the Russians have yet to…




