This is an evil combination of awareness of the human condition and the arrogance that it doesn’t matter…that his desires and beliefs are more important. This is 1793 revolutionary France, which decided that the Gregorian Calendar was insufficiently revolutionary and changed it to the French Republican Calendar, which was moronic in the extreme. 360 days/year…
Month: March 2023
The Morning Report 3/13/23
Good morning, kids. With everything going on in the world, whoever had a nationwide run on the banks on their scorecard for today, you just won a 1978 Chrysler Cordoba! Go pick up the keys in Morty’s office. Silicon Valley venture capitalists are screaming for a bail out in response to the recent sudden collapse of…
The Morning Report 3/10/23
Good morning, kids. See if you can find a common thread in these different stories. First, we take you to the hallowed halls of American alma mater circa 2023: UB’s Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) chapter hosted former Republican Florida Rep. Allen West to speak on campus during the spring 2022 semester, after which three group…
The Morning Rant
Just a few months ago the conventional wisdom in conservative circles was that Kevin McCarthy was a machine politician in service to the GOPe moneyed interests, and he would reject true conservative principles in the interest of “bipartisanship” and the even more egregious “kinder, gentler nation.” Has he changed? Did Kevin McCarthy undergo some philosophical…
The Morning Report 3/9/23
Good morning, kids. I remember once seeing a goofy bumper sticker which read: “My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma.” With that in mind, I give you what is probably the feel good story of the day: [Senate Minority Leader Mitch] McConnell spokesman Doug Andres gave a brief statement to the media, “This evening, Leader McConnell…
The Morning Report 3/8/23
Good morning, kids. Two quotes are quite cromulent this morning: “You take the most flak when you’re directly over the target.” “The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.” Of course I am referring to Kevin McCarthy’s release of something like 40,000 hours…
The Morning Rant
NYC mayor Eric Adams seems to want it both ways. Draconian public health measures of demonstrably no value, except to demonstrate his authority over every aspect of life in New York City, and suspension of those measures when it contributes to the soaring crime rate in the city. Wow…would would have thought that forcing business…
The Morning Report 3/7/23
Good morning, kids. Here’s a hypothetical to ponder; If, when confronted by evidence of something that if not incontrovertible and 99 44/100ths percent irrefutable is at the very least strong enough to convince you to take said evidence into account and perhaps reconsider a deeply held position or belief, you would. The question is, what…
The Morning Report 3/6/23
Good morning, kids. Good morning, kids. Ah yes, another week, another domestic terror attack, although the junta’s house organ propagandists will attempt to spin it as “mostly peaceful” or “understandable” or even “justified.” That is if they deign to even cover it at all, since according to President Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Antifa is just “an idea”…
The Morning Report 3/3/23
Good morning, kids. So, whoever is pulling Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ strings actually pulled one that for once in a blue moon got an instantaneous freakout from the wrong audience: their own party (forced to break my embargo and link to the NY Post for this one): Democrats laid into President Biden on Thursday after he announced…