Good morning, kids. To completely butcher the iconic morose musings of a barkeep named Richard Blaine, “Of all the Jew-joints, in all the Hymietowns, in all the world . . . they had to desecrate this one.” To add a line to my Rick quote re-mix “. . . and of all the days, they had to pick today.”…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 11/9/23
Good morning, kids. “Happy Kristallnacht Day!” “Though 85 years have passed, Auschwitz is still a gas, gas gas!” You Lefties used to be able to get that card from the local Gaza Hallmark, but alas you can no longer find where the local Gaza Hallmark once stood. Don’t fret. It’s in the gift shop of Democrat National…
The Morning Report 11/8/23
Good morning, kids. So the election results are in and while I can’t necessarily say I’m surprised, it is still a bit of a head-scratcher. On the one hand, given the fact that the Dobbs decision reversed the horrendous Roe v. Wade and restored the concept of states rights, if Ohioans want to enshrine legal infanticide in their state…
The Morning Report 11/7/23
Good morning, kids. Today is election day in a number of states with both offices and ballot issues to be decided. Regardless of how one feels about the integrity of our electoral system, which after 2020 and to a lesser extent 2022 are seriously in doubt, it’s important to at least show up in force to make…
The Morning Report 11/6/23
Good morning, kids. One of the great things about being privileged enough to do what I do is that it affords me the opportunity to meet and talk with some truly eloquent and “wicked-smaaart” (as they would intone up in Boston) authors and commentators around. One of them is Scott McKay, who is a regular…
The Morning Report 11/3/23
Good morning, kids. So yesterday I went off on the feckless idiots from the GOP that shot down the motion to censure Rashida “Rancida Taliban” Tlaib for her horrendous remarks in support of the worst mass slaying of Jews since the Second World War. Aside from the toxic bilge that flooded out of her filthy…
The Morning Report 11/2/23
Good morning, kids. All I can say is, are you kidding me? Are you really efffin’ kidding me? Is this controversial? Is this abortion in a swing state? Is this protecting your seat at the trough? Is this Kevin McCarthy? I mean, an abject, filthy, unreconstructed and no-doubt terrorist-linked piece of shit is in your midst,…
The Morning Report 11/1/23
Good morning, kids. I, along with many others, have been harping on the fact that the rot and corruption that has all but destroyed the greatest nation and society the world had ever known cannot and will never be stopped, let alone restored, until we can wrest control and cut it off at its source…
The Morning Report 10/31/23
Good morning, kids. Yesterday, I was forwarded a text message from a friend which included a few other friends that was a petition from the ADL (hold your laughter for a few moments) to “Urge the US Department of Education to Make Colleges Safe from Antisemitism.” My friends, who I have known for years and…
The Morning Report 10/30/23
Good morning, kids. At long last it appears that the IDF is at the very least ramping up its assault into Gaza if not rolling in with full force. I hope that the primary goal is the wiping out of the Hamas barbarians with all other considerations a very distant second. While the fact that…









