Good morning, kids. A few interesting things making waves this morning. First, in the wake of Friday’s official fossilization of Feinstein and her soul taking the express elevator all the way down, I had hoped to use the headline “Choosy Mothers Choose Schiff.” Alas, as I had suspected would be the case, the greasy governor…
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The Morning Report 9/29/23
Good morning, kids. Representative Ken Buck is an asshole. Check that; Representative Ken Buck is a hemorrhoid on the giant asshole that is the Republican Party. Exhibit 1: Rep. Buck, who is set to leave Congress, has been a staunch supporter of the same legacy media industry that regularly smears Republicans and Republican voters as bigots,…
The Morning Report 9/28/23
Good morning, kids. If you thought that Donald Trump made a big mistake by not attending the first debate, you might want to rethink that after last night’s complete shit-show in Simi Valley, or in this case the “See me!!!” valley. Aside from the fact that with the exception of Ron DeSantis every person on…
The Morning Report 9/27/23
Good morning, kids. The big story this morning is mass organized terrorism in Philadelphia over the sane decision to drop murder charges for a cop who shot and killed some scumbag who pulled a knife on him during a routine traffic stop. That of course is not the real heart of the story. That is…
The Morning Report 9/26/23
Good morning, kids. To butcher the immortal words of Elvis Presley, Canada is now “a hunka-hunka burnin’ . . . ” something or other. Emphasis on “Hunka.” Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has been heralded as this century’s Winston Churchill: the brave leader of a nation fighting for freedom against a tyrannical, fascist foe. This makes it…
The Morning Report 9/25/23
Good morning, kids. Today is Yom Kippur, the day of atonement and the most solemn on the Jewish calendar. Rather ironic considering the world of sin, corruption and depravity that is rapidly turning this nation into the roadshow production of Sodom & Gommorah. So, the knives are out for Bob Menendez who in his own…
The Morning Report 9/22/23
Good morning, kids. Yesterday, I had a link in the Culture Wars section about flabby, late middle-aged, over-the-hill thesp John Q. Sack, nee John Cusack, who went on an unusually brutal diatribe against his political allies. It probably got glossed over, considering the lead stories sucking out all the oxygen, and I did not see…
The Morning Report 9/21/23
Good morning, kids. So, Merrick Garland got grilled in hearings yesterday over both his aiding and abetting in the coverup of the investigation of Hunter Biden, which ultimately leads to his father as well as the prosecution and persecution of political enemies ranging from ordinary citizens all the way up to the former President of…
The Morning Report 9/20/23
Good morning, kids. Goodbye summer and hello to the autumnal equinox. Meh, our winter of discontent to say the least is here, con gusto. I mean, it says something about the depths to which we have sunk when the story of Ray Epps, and the Capitol “Riot” – Translation: FBI/DOJ/Nancy Pelosi-engineered entrapment scheme-cum-Reichstag Fire –…
The Morning Report 9/19/23
Good morning, kids. Riffing off the latest episode of the podcast (here and in the sidebar) as well as Buck Throckmorton’s terrific rant from yesterday, (linked here; reminder not to post comments on old threads) the UAW strike is the latest disturbance from within what seemingly is, or what is pimped as a “rainbow coalition” of…








