Good morning, kids. Another day and another assassination attempt against an enemy of the Junta, or at least someone it views as a troublemaker. I’m talking, of course, about RFK Jr. Considering not only his stature and current prominence in the public eye, but his lineage, you’d think there would be heavy coverage of this…
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The Morning Report 9/15/23
Good morning, kids. Here’s wishing our MOT readers L’shana tovah for a blessed new year ahead. 5784. That means for about 2,000 years we had to suffer with no Chinese food during Christmas. All seriousness aside, there are a couple of big stories this morning that will hopefully segue into and have relevance to the…
The Morning Report 9/14/23
Good morning, kids. Let it not be said that I never highlight any good news. “Friendly and upbeat?” We’ll see how long that lasts considering it’s not just the name Biden that has been positively linked to the greatest corruption scandal in American history. One of Romney’s sons IIRC is also tied at the hip, along…
The Morning Report 9/13/23
Good morning, kids. So Kevin McCarthy pulled the trigger, or appears to be about to pull the trigger, and instigate the impeachment process against spurious “president” and genuine kohlrabi-in-chief Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants. While he is probably the most corrupt individual to occupy the White House (if you exclude the Clintons) with crimes that go beyond…
The Morning Report 9/12/23
Good morning, kids. It’s somewhat of a miracle of modern medicine that Joe “Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants” Biden, whose rate of loss of brain function is progressing geometrically, is still able to stand and speak in front of an audience. Of course what comes out of his maw besides flecks of spittle and half-digested Maypo is becoming…
The Morning Report 9/11/23
Good morning, kids. In the immortal words of America’s sweetheart, Ilhan “Bro-Fo” Omar, 22 years ago today “some people did something.” Yeah, they sure did, tootsie. They sure did. I’ve heard tell that supposedly, as a few of those “people” were prepping to do that certain “something,” the months of embedding themselves in the very culture…
The Morning Report 9/8/23
Good morning, kids. The subject for this morning’s disquisition is the concept of schadenfreude. I’m sure the more religious among us will admonish me for taking pleasure in this and that we should love our enemies. Well, in the spirit of that pious aspiration, I’ll consider my attitude as tough love. Shivanthi Sathanandan, the second vice chairwoman…
The Morning Report 9/7/23
Good morning, kids. You know, with everything going on in the world, does the completely unsurprising revelation that Barack Obama was, and perhaps still is, a homosexual drug abuser really that important? In a certain sense, what this Larry Sinclair character claimed during his interview with Tucker Carlson is really no big deal in the grand scheme…
The Morning Report 9/6/23
Good morning, kids. The old saw In vino veritas I think can be tweaked for Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants as In dementia veritas. I think whatever internal regulator that allowed him to fake sincerity, and barely at that, for the past 50-plus years to succeed politically has been completely erased, allowing the full, ugly, real criminal scumbag pervert to…
The Morning Report 9/5/23
Good morning, kids. The end of another Labor Day holiday, and another interminable year is now in the home stretch. Why is there a day set aside to supposedly celebrate the American worker anyway? Was it instituted as a means to blunt the influence of Communist May Day? In any case, why isn’t there a…









