Good morning, kids. Monday and first up, it was announced that over the weekend, Justice Clarence Thomas was hospitalized with some sort of infection after experiencing “flu-like symptoms.” The nature of the infection was not revealed, nor has it been identified as the General Tso’s Sickness. Nevertheless our prayers for a full and speedy recovery…
Category: News and Commentary
The Freak On The Podium: Will Thomas Is Nothing More Than A Man Who Isn’t Good Enough To Compete Against Other Men
Will Thomas was a reasonably successful swimmer in high school, and clearly had some minimal academic success, because he got into a very competitive Ivy League school. He also had success at the college level, but seemed to hit his peak in his sophomore year. And low and behold…he reemerged as a fake chick just…
The Morning Report 3/18/22
Good morning, kids. Before we dive into the daily snake pit/cesspool, a long distance shout-out to confirmed lurker and distinguished member of the Horde, Victor Davis Hanson. Whether or not he appreciates “nood,” “corgis,” “hobos,” “bewbs,” “surprise (you-know-what,)” “ass-less chaps,” “but first you will —-,” “Kaboom,” or even the penny-a-pixel, inchoate talking points of Kurt,…
The Morning Rant
Garry Kasparov is one of the greatest chess players in history and has a significant record of opposition to authoritarianism. He was an early and vocal opponent of Vladimir Putin, and left Russia in part because of fears for his safety. Politically he is chaotic, but the core is opposition to Putin and a desire…
The Morning Report 3/17/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and so the turducken of Haile Selassie stuffed inside Mahatma Ghandi and wrapped with Winston Churchill – President Volodymyr Zelensky – made his pitch to Congress via Zoom/Skype. Invoking everything from Pearl Harbor to 9/11, he begged and pleaded for America to basically start World War 3 to preserve his precious Democracy….
The Morning Report 3/16/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the truly colossal, earth-shaking story this morning is the greatest deliberative body on the planet, the United States Senate has decided to tackle arguably the greatest existential threat we face. Russia? China? Iran? No. — Daylight Savings Time. Rest easy, America. The United States Senate has got your back. Mostly with…
The Morning Rant
Shakespeare was clearly talking about the embarrassingly stupid pronouncements that emerge from the sclerotic oldsters in Washington D.C. in response to pretty much everything. It is a tale told by an idiot,full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Graham of course is a chicken-hawk who wants other people’s children to fight and die. Yeah…he was…
The Morning Report 3/15/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday, and appropriately enough, the Ides of March. Has it really been “two weeks?” Already? Time really flies when you’re flattening society. While everyone is fretting over the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and yes it is a serious issue, lest we forget that it, along with every other assault and abomination (you…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Episode 14
Sefton and CBD are joined by author and pundit Michael Walsh. We discuss his new article: “The Specter That Haunts America,” DeSantis/Who ’24?, Eject the geriatrics, Iran, Israel and ancient enmities, Putin cures COVID, and War on the Great Reset.
The Morning Report 3/14/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and the madness of and surrounding the Russian invasion of Ukraine continues. The ripples are radiating outward, but whether they’re ripples in a pond or the formation of a tsunami is anyone’s guess at this point. Certainly the potential for the latter is there, because with the world’s…





