WEEKLY GRIM MILESTONE INDICATOR: GASOLINE: ↓ $4.897 (Last Week: $5.107, 2018 Annual Avg.: $2.74)DIESEL: ↓ $5.794 (Last Week: $5.815, 2018 Annual Avg.: $3.00)MILK*: ↑ $4.20 (May) (April: $4.01, 2018 Annual Avg.: $2.90) *monthly priceMEAN TWEETS: n/a (Last Week: n/a, 2018: $ !%#*%!!!) Good morning, kids. Monday and continuing a theme from the end of last week, given the absolute and complete divide between the two…
The Morning Report 6/24/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and a few shining examples of sanity only serve to underscore the madness that’s on the verge of swallowing us. While the Senate courtesy of 15 venal, corrupt, contemptuous Republicans passed this odious red flag gun bill, now awaiting passage in the House which is I imagine a…
The Morning Report 6/23/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and I’m sure you’re all relieved to know that the massive amnesty sellout that John Cornyn has been promising is all a giant misunderstanding. No, really! As the Senate voted to advance gun legislation on Tuesday night, which arose from Cornyn’s negotiations with Democrats, Cornyn told Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA), “First guns,…
The Morning Report 6/22/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and is it just me or does it seem as if we have absolutely zero representation in government? Meh, why even ask that question when I have been asserting since January 6th, 2021 that we no longer even have a government. Our lives and everything we’ve worked for and played by…
The Morning Report 6/21/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and in discussing the complete flop of the J-6 kangaroo court show trial on last week’s award-winning ™ podcast, CBD and I both agreed that while given the state of our economy and the world in general, this is about the last thing anyone could care fuck-all about, it nevertheless is an…
The Morning Report 6/20/22
WEEKLY GRIM MILESTONE INDICATOR: GASOLINE: ↑$5.107 (Last Week: $4.977, 2018 Annual Avg.: $2.74)DIESEL: ↑$5.718 (Last Week: $5.703, 2018 Annual Avg.: $3.00)MILK*: ↑$4.20 (May) (April: $4.01, 2018 Annual Avg.: $2.90) *monthly priceMEAN TWEETS: n/a (Last Week: n/a, 2018: $ !%#*%!!!) Good morning, kids. Monday and the summer solstice brings with it yet another week of bread and circuses. Except bread, and everything else,…
The Morning Report 6/17/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and just to set the table, as it were, compare and contrast these two links. First up, we have the not as lovable as Tater, yet equally grating pinhead Chris Hayes. Hayes interviewed “The Present Age” newsletter writer Parker Molloy about conservative media’s focus on gay and transgender…
The Morning Rant
Oh look, traitorous elites who have no political philosophy other than the acquisition of wealth and influence! They call themselves “Republicans” because the Republican party loves their money and doesn’t much care that their goals will lead to the destruction of America and American Exceptionalism, the greatest success story in the history of Man. GOP…
The Morning Report 6/16/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and the J-6 kangaroo court did not convene yesterday due to the session being canceled on Tuesday. No explanation was given, but you can imagine that the news that the opening session that the show’s producers claimed would hold 330 million sets of eyeballs in rapt attention, but in the event…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Episode 27
CBD and J.J. discuss: MAGA Republicans ascendant in ’22 midterm run-up, GOPe surrenders on red flag laws, Iran vs. Israel and Chi-Coms vs Taiwan, James Patterson knuckles under to the wokesters, Monkeypox is racist, and more!







