Good morning kids. Hope you all had a nice Labor Day break. Sadly, we are forced to return from that temporary distraction (though the price of food, gas and everything else was I’m sure ever present) to the nightmare that is life in late summer 2022, made even darker and more dangerous by that horrific…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 9/5/22
Good morning kids. Hope you’re in the midst of an enjoyable Labor Day weekend. Just to break up the monotony of our plunging headlong into totalitarianism, I give you this incident from the paradise on earth that Justin Castreau-cescu and his ilk have inflicted on our Canadian friends up north: At least 10 people are dead…
The Morning Report 9/2/22
Good morning kids. I honestly did not think we could get any lower than a Gestapo raid on a former president based on a plot to frame him for treason, let alone the theft of a national election that effectively nailed the coffin shut on America as founded. But still, they persisted. To call last…
The Morning Report 9/1/22
Good morning kids. Or, should I say my fellow “semi-fascists” as we’ve been branded by Brandon. Yet, despite that and today being September 1st, I curiously find myself not waking up with a burning desire to invade Poland. I guess they don’t make semi-fascists these days like they used to. Real fascists on the other…
The Morning Report 8/31/22
Good morning kids. So Mikhail Gorbachev, the last premier of the former Soviet Union died yesterday at 91. Here’s the headline from the NY Times: “Mikhail Gorbachev, the Soviet leader who transformed the map of Europe and presided over the end of the Cold War, has died at 91.” If you didn’t know any better – which…
The Morning Report 8/30/22
Good morning kids. So evidently, gunfire, mass protests and the American embassy in Baghdad being evacuated fall-of-Saigon-style is just run of the mill Iraqi politics. Perfect timing in that it comes almost exactly one year after the debacle in Afghanistan. In any case, no one seems to be making a big fuss over it in the…
The Morning Report 8/29/22
Good morning kids. Start of a new week and, with all due respect to Spike Milligan, it’s a goon show all the way down. And it starts right at the top. While Joe “Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants” Biden is turning into a vegetable so fast he’s tripping over the tillers and rhizomes emerging from his trouser legs…
The Morning Report 8/26/22
Good morning kids. The weekend is here and so Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants just decreed he was going to rob the treasury (which at this point is empty save trillions in IOUs going back to the New Deal as well as a lint-covered butterscotch once owned by John D. Rockefeller) of $300 billion in student loan debt…
The Morning Report 8/25/22
Good morning kids. First up this morning, a bit of housekeeping. Yesterday, I quoted a story from Conservative Treehouse that stated Ron DeSantis was silent about the FBI’s Gestapo raid on Mar-a-Lago and expressed my concern about it. Had I bothered to do a rudimentary search, I would have found that he was among the…
The Morning Report 8/24/22
Good morning, kids. The results are in from another big primary night and once again President Trump is batting 1.000 with his endorsements. He went 26-0 last night, which includes his goof Democrat primary endorsements. Last night’s primaries also included the crucial state of Florida, which looms large for several reasons. Actually, it looms large…









