Good morning, kids. Before getting to the lead story, I want to Psaki-psircle back to the situation in China. Last week’s article on the imminent collapse of that nation’s housing market led me to speculate that it could be the possible spark leading Emperor Pooh Xi to attempt to engulf and devour Taiwan. It’s no secret that…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 8/22/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and a few things out there are brewing that do not exactly fill me with strength and confidence for the near term, let alone the outright banana republic thuggery epitomized by the only recently unimaginable Gestapo raid on a former president — one who was ousted by…
The Morning Report 8/19/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and even in the face of what’s going on you’ve got to take a few moments to have a good laugh. First, in the wake of CNN’s shitcanning of Mr. Goody-Good/Mr. Potato-Head hybrid, yammering yam Brian Stetler, Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon once again steps up with the absolute…
The Morning Report 8/18/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and before I dive into the continuing breakdown of any gossamer-thin fig leaf of a pretext of law and order, comity and business as usual that has revealed the raw lust for power of America’s worst enemy — a third of its own citizenry and at least 90% of its own…
The Morning Report 8/17/22
Good morning, kids. Well, it’s a good day insofar as Liz-ard Cheney got her ass kicked in yesterday’s primary by Trump-supported Harriet Hageman. Also, up in the Last Frontier, Sarah Palin has advanced in her bid for a House seat but unfortunately, the emu/Skeksis-looking hybrid Lisa “the Alaskan Snowblower” Murkowski won her primary. UPDATE/CORRECTION: the HQ’s…
The Morning Report 8/16/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and despite all the media spin that Trump lied about the DOJ seizing his passports, only to have the DOJ come and admit that indeed they were taken, the most important points to remember about this entire horrific, nightmare scenario is that in a sane and just world, there was absolutely…
The Morning Report 8/15/22
Good morning, kids. Monday, and while the Gestapo-like raid on Mar-a-Lago still dominates the news, a couple of stories that occurred over the weekend frame it rather fittingly. First, Salman Rushdie, the author of the book The Satanic Verses was stabbed multiple times at an event in upstate New York and remains in grave condition. Published in 1988, the…
The Morning Report 8/12/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and a story out of my erstwhile hometown has some relevance to the situation we find ourselves in. A buck naked homeless derelict was just strolling through the City Hall subway station the other morning, as commuters walked by like it was nothing. So, what’s worse, the naked guy or…
The Morning Report 8/11/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and the fallout over the in-your-face Gestapo raid on Mar-a-Lago continues to rain down on our heads. The question is does it portend “justice rolling down like water” to paraphrase MLK jr. or radioactive debris? This raid, and no doubt the show trial that will follow that will include a smoking…
The Morning Report 8/10/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and in the wake of the junta’s Gestapo-like raid on Mar-a-Lago, the pundits are out there analyzing the fallout. A number of them are prognosticating that this maneuver all but guarantees President Trump will at the very least be the nominee and that what happened makes his re-election in 2024 a…









