Good morning, kids. Wednesday and here we go again. Another firearm became self-aware and went on a shooting rampage that has left, as of this morning, 21 people dead and the Left absolutely wetting themselves with glee at the prospect of dancing on the still warm bodies as a means of distracting the citizenry from…
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The Morning Report 5/24/22
GRIM MILESTONE INDICATOR: GASOLINE: $4.598 (2018: $2.74) DIESEL: $5.571 (2018: $3.00) MILK: $4.03 (2018: $2.45) MEAN TWEETS: n/a (2018: $ !%#*%!!!) Good morning, kids. In the immortal words of Jerry Colonna, “Ah! Something new has been added!” Yes, in the spirit of today’s “journalism” or as I sometimes refer to it, “charnel-ism,” I think it only appropriate…
The Morning Report 5/23/22
Good morning, kids. Monday and it’s déjà vu all over again. Just as we seem to be emerging from the 104-week-long “two weeks to flatten the curve,”another virus has erupted onto the scene: monkey pox. How convenient; just as the midterm election season is heating up with the Democrats heading for a shellacking of historic…
The Morning Report 5/20/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and with the trial of former Hillary mouthpiece Michael Sussmann getting underway, there are a number of links below the fold for those keen on self-abuse. I say that knowing full well that absolutely nothing of any substance is going to come of this trial, even if Sussmann…
The Morning Report 5/19/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and there are a couple of stories that share the common denominator of Tucker Carlson. First and foremost, and rather surprisingly in a good way is the communiqué from the junta that it has abruptly pulled the plug on this “Disinformation Governance Board” which in reality would have been an actual…
The Morning Report 5/18/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the results from yesterday’s primary race in PA, NC, KY, ID and OR are mostly in. Breitbart has the full recap from its live blog and I’ll link it here. Internecine fighting within both parties has been the order of the day for quite some time now; the Democrats seemingly on…
The Morning Report 5/17/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and the Left keeps plucking the white supremacist, racist and gun control chicken even as it is beyond a shadow of a doubt that the shooter at the Buffalo, NY market was a disturbed Leftist – but I repeat myself – a “leftwing authoritarian” in his own words. No matter. The…
The Morning Report 5/16/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and the breaking news over the weekend were two shootings, one at a Buffalo supermarket and another in a California church. Normal people were horrified, of course. Democrats on the other hand were ecstatic; the cries of “racism” and the calls to abolish the Second Amendment were…
The Morning Report 5/13/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and no, triskaidekaphobia is not the fear of a 13-sided cracker. I still find it hard to get over yesterday’s discourse in which, like most of you, were just dumbfounded at the fact that the nation that since the end of the Second World War, a war which…
The Morning Report 5/12/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and while, as usual, we have the veritable linkapalooza on issues that each in their own right are at or near flaming-skull level, I’m going to focus in on one story that on any other day in this ongoing nightmare would get lost in the sauce but for me is setting off…









