Good morning, kids. Wednesday and in the lead is yesterday’s mass shooting at a Brooklyn subway station that miraculously only wounded about a dozen people. Like the out-of-control SUV that somehow drove itself into a Waukesha Christmas parade last December, a smoke bomb and a .38 somehow became self-aware and went berserk on the “N”…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 4/12/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday, and as the Ukraine situation settles into a kind of stasis, the human suffering of innocent civilians notwithstanding, there are some alarming reports coming out of China’s largest, and arguably most important city, Shanghai. 24 million people have been completely locked down and there are reports of civil unrest due to lack…
The Morning Report 4/11/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and Team Biden continues to furiously wag the Irish wolfhound’s body with the teacup Yorkie’s tail as more and more contents from Hunter Biden’s laptop, you know the one that for 18 months everyone insisted was Russian disinformation but which the NY Times quietly the other day declared true,…
The Morning Report 4/8/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and so this Kentanji Brown 25 dame now sits (or will sit when Breyer leaves in July) on the highest court in the land, not necessarily because of the century-long war to subvert and ultimately overthrow America as founded by the Democrats, but because those who we voted…
The Morning Report 4/7/22
Thursday, and when a reliably obsequious junta house organ like See-BS, albeit via the reportage of rare actual journalist Catherine Herridge, is broadcasting to the heretofore shielded and perpetually lied to low-information audience about the astronomical graft of official son of a bitch Hunter Biden, you know that the knives are for sure out for…
The Morning Report 4/6/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and can there be any more powerful metaphor for our nation and society as it is today than a degenerated criminal, mind, body and soul, shuffling aimlessly among a crowd of frauds and backstabbers who ignore him as he gets lost in the curtains? Instead, all have gravitated to the biggest fraud…
The Morning Report 4/5/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and while it won’t necessarily surprise you that three GOP Senators will vote to confirm arguably one of the worst individuals you can imagine to sit on the Supreme Court, it is nonetheless enraging in the extreme. And you can bet your bottom Bidenflationary dollar that the angrier you get, the louder…
The Morning Report 4/4/22
Good morning, kids. Monday, and yet again it’s a link-a-palooza. For the most part it’s overwhelmingly madness, disaster and catastrophe all over the place yet there are a few nuggets of hope in there. I suppose I’m an optimist because if I were a pessimist I’d have rearranged the order of that sentence. Well, whatever…
The Morning Report 4/1/22
Good morning, kids. April Fool’s Day. The weekend is here and yet again, while the Biden Spongiform Encephelopathy continues to physically eat away at the frontal lobes of the man “elected” president by 81 million ballots (barely 25% of them cast by actual individual voters), it has only served to enhance his ugly, thuggish personality…
The Morning Report 3/31/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and there are just no words to describe how despicable a person Susan Collins is. Well, that’s not true; in fact I could fill a dictionary with the expletives about her rolling around in my head, but what’s the use? “I have decided to support the confirmation of Judge Jackson to be…









